postin' myself an update.
also my game froze right as i saved on the emulator so i'll have to go back and do some stuff again but eh. no big deal.

Here we go into the wild dark yonder.

So what exactly was united within this cave?


I COMMAND THEE TO DESTROY.

Oh my god clowns.

!!

Thank you, Einstein.

NO.

...it only did that much. Okay. Fine.


I forget why I did that.

We can still win this, Axo!

Aw shit.

HAH! Didn't see that coming, did you!? It's like I'm an Elite Four member or something.

Bye-bye Vulpix.

CRASH!

Now we're gonna go heal.

Also, this thing I will never use.

There were a lot of random encounters you missed but that's hardly important.


Why do you do this to me?

DEAR LORD NO.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
Also here's a different Zubat but LOOK AT AXOLOVLE'S FACE. SO GOOD.

That's right you 'lil bastard.

Ffffffinally.

Oh hey! You're new.
Heheheheheheh

Whoo.

Load up that gun, Axolovle. We got us some shootin' to do.

This thing isn't all that accurate so I don't expect to make use of it.
Bah.
You're covered in mud. Stop that.
WHY.

So your instinct is to pummel them with your Pokemon?

HOLY HELL

SERIOUSLY MAN WHAT DO YOU FEED THAT THING

ROCKS?
......
WOOPER?

BAD. NO.

No Woopersnacks for you.

Is that a joke about my height.


Please leave me alone.

BAM


BOOM

O-oh??



Man I hate Zubat too. Why can't we be friends?

THAT IS NOT A FIRE TYPE.

Fuuuuuck.


TAKE A BATH, YOU SMELL.

nononononononono

Aw, shit.

Take that foul creature!

SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST

Yay!

Flame on, flame out, the loser who can't beat me in a battle.

OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE.

LEAVE HER ALONE.

Or else she'll kick your booty.

Awwwyeeeee.


I wanna be, the very best... like no one ever was...
To catch them, is my test... to train them is my cauuuuuuse...
Oh my god a LARPer.

This is not good!

TASTE MY PLANT'S FURY

Don't do that!

Heheheheheh

Aw.

Poopnuggets.
Wikileek woke up!

And Slowpoke had used Growl before so...


Take that, heathen!

Yes.

What the hell kind of Pokemon are you even supposed to be?

........
THIS SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL BEFORE
Oh great. It's raining.

Gimme gimme.

Can't you just let me pass....?

I don't caaaaare!


Water beats rock!
Somehow. Weathering, maybe?

Aw he looks so self-assured.

Now to destroy that self esteem!

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

Low Kick doesn't do much because Axolovle is so light.

THE POWER OF WATER COMPELS YOU

Speaking of which, your fly is down.

We can run in between the drops! I mean I know you don't care you slimy little thing.

Who's this joker.

"Weren't you guys broken up by some kid three years ago?"




BEAAAT IT, BEAAAATTT ITTTT, NO ONE WANTS TO--


O-oh. He was serious.

What an asshole.

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