AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Jump on people's heads.

Pillage the hell out of this place

Collect offerings from all the mushroom folk.

Make a cloud cry for his momma 8===D

Sol, i'm worried this LP is dying.

Not telling ya to rush, but still.

I have school for most of the day and only have my iPod. Weekend's up so I'll get more updates in. But if I'm gone for a while it just means I'm taking a break from the LP. I'm not gonna let this die.

Ugh. I had the screenshots all ready to go, but then imgur decided to be a dick and upload all of them EXCEPT for the last few. I don't feel like picking through my screenshots to find the ones that got cut out and I'm not in the mood to go through each individual upload to delete so I can just mass-upload again.

So I won't be updating today, but you can bet all your frog coins I'll be updatin' tomorrow.

Go on then~

This game strikes me as...odd. What's with the giant sword thing? Do they even HAVE swords in the Marioverse?

Swords are a universal constant

GUESS WHO BACK, BITCHES

That's right, certainly not me!

Previously, on Legend of the 7 Fucks to Give...




Luigi doesn't exist.


You, sir... Get the fu-

God DAMMIT



An excellent suggestion!


This looks like a good place to start.


Hey you! Gimme all your frog coins! Or items. Whatever works for you.


DAMMIT MARIO YOU COULD HAVE STOLEN HIS PHOENIX DOWN- I MEAN PICK-ME-UPS


Well at least you stole something. Wait, why does your wallet look lighter?


Hey you! Gimme all your-


WHOA HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SAVE BOX?


Now that that's done...


Sure thing, coach.


This looks like a good spot.


OHH YESSSS~
Knew that one was coming.


Alright now that I've let loose, it's time to-


YES JUST JUMP ON HIS FUCKING HEAD THAT GETS SHIT DONE


What, like getting your booty kicked?


DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION FUCKBALLS


Yeah. For being such a tool I'm just gonna use you as my personal stagecoach. How does it feel, bitch?


That's right, bitches. Mario's in the hizzouse.


That's not suggestive at all.


Oh you know, just lyin' in bed cause I FUCKED HER SO HARD


...Yes. That's the reason.



High quality acting right there.


Sorry bro, I can't do that.





Talking Douche Sword, last I checked.


YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME


Oh no, a map is surely the worst possible thing you could give me right now.


GOD DAMMIT- OUCH


FUCK OFF


I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUT YOU HAD TO FLAP YOUR SHIT


Jesus Christ he was annoying.

>Go to the cellar and get some shit
>Fuck the police and move onward


NO NOT YET YOU HOOKER

OH GOD YES! I HAD DREAMS about the day this would return not wet ones.

Go to the vault, and If I'm not mistaken there's a hidden block there, so get it.

Keep up with dis, of coor's

you missed the hidden chest when on Toad's head in the castle.

Fucks Given: 0

I can't get things I don't know the location of. :T

Go downstairs and get dat shit.
Mario, jump your booty off!