AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pudding Basin hair, no beard, Avatar or Liberator, Attack the farm because it gets you more cheddar

Arseface, Buzz Cut, Sheriff Moustache, Attack.

PIEMASTERRRR
start killing everyone with pieeesss

pudding, no bear, attack

Oodles brings up something I forgot to mention. I was planning on using the custom tattoo feature to make tattoos. If you guys have a jpeg you want me to copy onto the hero. (Nothing NSFW) then post it and then I'll organize them. And you can vote on them. Unless you actually have tattoo specifications already pre-loaded into the game, then just let me know about which ones you would want.

^Does this work as a tattoo

I agree, use this. you have a jpeg, im sure.

USE THIS

Troll face on his face.

The Pokemon thing on his underwear.

No, the trollface on his underwear. "Problem, wife?"

Alright, time to play some Fable.

*Boots up game*

*Loads file*



Are you freaking kidding me!!!!! That's it. New file!

*30 minutes later*



Okay, time to start the plot. But what's this?!? Boasting? Hell yeah!!!



Oh, well this is interesting.



Oooh a challenge, I like that.



He he he heeeeeee.



Alright a house.



Let's do this!



He he he free stuff.



Say what? A book! Ripoff!



I didn't find anything interesting in the last one either but whatever.



Sweet, cheddar!



Oh hey more!



Oh, isn't this ironic.



Nice!



Next house, let's go.



Alright let's do this!



Secret agent man! Secret agent man!



Alright, it works.



Oh, great little kids, and no weapons to kill them with.



Why won't they go they away!
Forget it. I'm taking their stuff!



Cool



Pants! Aw sweet!



What's the difference? Black? That's pretty racist if black means evil.



I beg to differ.



Don't worry officer, I'm not doing anything bad.
Forget this I'm out of here.



Oh hey. I look sexy!



Fuck yeah!



Huh? What's this?



This must be where Whisper hides her panties!



Well this is disappointing.



Well, it's late time for bed.



No, this one's lame, let's do the other one.





What?
That was disappointing but whatever. Teleport. Again. Man I love this thing.



I can probably sleep here.





daisies it!



Lost cheddar but at least it's morning.





For some reason I have the desire for some pudding.







Alright, this is cool.
I bet I'll be unbelievably attractive now.



God dammit!





Stop laughing at me!



Sup, bro.
I'm out of here.



Alright, name time.



Even this guy's laughing at me!



Ouch, that's all my cash.



Off we go.











Fuck you!



Evil is fantastic!!!!!



Oh, puh-lease.



Stop calling me that!



Nice booty though.
*Ten minutes later*
Murderous rampage time!









Ah. That feels better.







Oh hey, that looks interesting.





Sweet!





Quest for tomorrow kiddies! Keep those tattoos a comin'!

Okay, okay, I know I'm a day late. My parents were all like, "You're gonna watch this movie with us."



I'm ready for the rape.





It must be his secret porno collection.



daisies, I'm hot!



Hey, I want some of the porn too!







Yeah, sure, whatever.



Hit the lights, it's naked time!



Oh what, is being naked against the law too?



Ho ho! I am Zorro!



Yeah, what now?!?



Hurry up and grab it so we can get out of here.



Anytime now.



Ah yeah...wait a minute! I'm not gay!



Why aren't you grabbing one?



Here they come!



Boom! Headshot!



Oh hey, what's this?







Fricken sweet!



Why are you just standing around? Get back to work!



Hey! Where are you goin'! Come back here ho!



Not really...



Um...okay.



Stop staring at my junk!



I understand!!!!!



Wow, this girl sucks.



I think at this point this could be considered rape.



Hey no swearing! There are children present!



Woah, what the hell happened to my face?



Am I holding you hostage?



That was sort of the plan.

Okay...teleport time.
Next issue, I mean episode, I mean...what do I mean?

That update
just
what the hell

Also, boast.

Did you not like it or did it gross you out?

It was shocking. I had kind of thought the bet thing just meant "with no armor."
o_o