AWKWARD ZOMBIE

THIS IS WHY MEN SHOULDN'T GET PREGNANT.

2 necromorphs with one shot!
(Seriously though, a pregnant woman? They just had to put that there)

"ISAAC, I'M PREGNANT! YOU'RE THE FATHER!"

The Alien looking text is in fact decodable. I'm not willing enough to go searching for it though.

Actually most of the necromorphs have arms jutting out of their abdomens.

They're not actually arms, they're basically internal organs twisted and modified to look somewhat like arms.

Pretty much all the necromorphs are like this. Flying Scorpion Guys? Had the lower half of their body turned into a super strong tail. Bomb Guys? Basically had their head nearly split in half and a giant explosive tumor thing growing on their arms.

And then you get to the tall slowly walking zombies... ugh.

The USG Ishimura Clinic, it's healing away from home! I wonder if they have dinosaur band-aids I love oh so much.



I find a video log left behind by my girl, Nicole. They are getting swamped by the wounded miners.



The USG Ishimura clinic isn't equipped to deal with this situation. Then again, I'm not sure any USG ship would be.



Zach is listening in on what I heard. Some privacy, please. Really.



So much blood around here isn't really hygienic. What would the safety inspector say, clinic? Do you even think about that?



A little poppler goes skittering across the floor. Wasn't fast enough to singe it.



Either he ran over there that fast or there is a second one.



A third one! On the wall no less. Time to get crispy.



Snap, crackle POP!



It runs for help, run baby! I am a horrible person.



And this isn't helping my image. Hope 'best dad in space' magazine doesn't get a hold of these photos.



Poppler over there doesn't look too pleased to what I've done to its friend, whatcha gonna do 'bout it?



NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE



I would prefer you wouldn't attack my back either!



KICK THE BABY?!



Kicked the baby. I am so going to hell.



There is one left. I just dismember it instead of burning it. No matter what I do I feel horrible.



Poppler genocide is complete. You have gained negative karma.



What better way to celebrate negative karma than to steal from a clinic? This is the best defiling of a corpse road trip ever.



Energy is needed for a door. Energy is found nearby. Who keeps pulling these out and throwing them across the room?



Like a glove.



Another poppler goes scampering across the floor. I'm a little faster and I wing it as it goes.



It halts long enough for me to finish it off. Your skill in poppler slaying has increased to 7.



Oh shiitake. An enraged necromorph comes barreling in from the side.



A well placed plasma blade makes short work of that dash.



Once again, a power node locked door. They're either rare to find or ten thousand credits at the store. I'm not sure if any are worth opening. Door is left locked and curiosity rises.



Revenge of the creepers!



I hear one behind me and catch one coming down from the ceiling. Sneaky bastards.



I disarm him.



Confident that they can't open doors, I put my back to one while I deal with the immediate threat. There is always a threat.



They're hard to hit effectively when they're trying to rip you apart at high speeds.



I manage to destroy the necrocreeps. Loot is obtained. I like loot.



A walking impaired necrocreep comes limping along. So I give him a plasma hand.



A little further I find an audio log. Poor Eileen. I can already tell it isn't going to end well.



Crazy Harris finds her. The audio cuts abruptly as she screams her last. Why can't I help anybody?



A necro is stuck in the floor! I'll help you up!



I think this one used to be a dance performer. What grace!



Text log obtained. I... I don't even want to think about it.



Hello? Miss? Are you ok? Speak to me!



Is she performing surgery? Have I found someone to rescue?



Don't loot at me like that, I'm here to help! LET ME HELP YOU



Yes. That is a nice bonesaw you have. Put it down and let's talk.



Don't slice your neck--! ...



I came to help... why didn't you let me...



The marker found in the planet after they cracked it seems to be the source of this madness. Of course, humans being humans they decide to study it.



Next up is the Morgue. Nothing bad has ever happened in one of those!

Zombie ship + morgue = fun times.

this is the best lp ever

This LP has proven that I'd pussy out of playing Dead Space.

The wiki has also proven that.

Battle of the Morgue



Alright Isaac, nerves of steel, it's only a morgue, everything here is already dead.



OH GOD THE WALL IS ATTACKING ME I AM SO SORRY FOR CALLING YOU AN INFIDEL EARLIER



The sound has stopped and glass has stopped shattering. Good thing I kept my cool there.



A little poppler hops out from the left, delicately I sever its limbs. It was only going to hurt itself with them anyhow.



They pop good even if you don't burn them.



After a short lift ride I reach the lower floor where the morgue is. Time to get some codes.



Nothing is scurrying around, so far so good.



Just going to make my way around the debris-- *creeeee....



...eeeeaaaak* Oh dear god that door opened by itself how can it do that I am losing it.



Got to focus. The captain is right there, just need to grab the codes and get out of here.



Something has come out of the ceiling vent. It looks... different.



What is it doing? What are you doing to the captain?



It's thrashing the corpse of the captain around. daisies, is anyone else seeing this?!



Can you believe it, man? I don't, this shit is frak'd up.



Ugh, it's getting even more gruesome in there. Shit, I hope the codes are alright.



Um... hi captain. I'm here to... defile your corpse... this is a little awkward.



I know your a little rustled about what has happened to you, but that window is diamondium reinforced, you are not getting through that.



Oh shit. It is time to retreat I am thinking.



The little flying necromancer decides to join in on the fun. They will find out Isaac won't take this crap!



L'il necromancer flies off and necrocaptain guns it for me. I aim for the legs, since with no legs it can't run. I AM A GENIUS



After losing its legs then subsequently its head, necrocaptain is dead once more. L'il necromancer is trying to reanimate another corpse.



Firing a burst of plasma I succeed in stopping its perverse ritual, the corpse falls limp.



It doesn't stop the l'il necromancer. It tries again with a nearby corpse. A persistant bugger, aren't you?



POW! This time he goes flying through the air in an explosion of pus. Gross.



The reanimator of dead is now dead itself. I am victorious.



I pick up the codes near the now dead twice captain.



I find captain Benjamin Mathius' autopsy report. This guy had it rough. Then again, he probably was a jerk that had it coming. Or not, who knows.



More alien writing. One day I'll decode you writing. Not today, maybe not tomorrow. But someday.



I wanted to help you. But everything on this daisies ship tries so hard to not let me.



Back up a small lift I find myself back at the clinic.



I hear something behind that door...



Shit. More of these guys. Means more necromancers around. Of course there is, like there would only be one of them.



These guys are more resilient than the normal ones. And did I mention I hate those yellow eyes of theirs? Because I do. It burrows into my soul.



Zach radios me to inform me he captured one in a damaged escape pod. Of course it found its way into the captain's nest. From what I've seen the captain had the worst luck, so I doubt anything associated with him is even remotely safe.

Like this whole ship, for example.

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Long page is looooong. Let's get a new one going and I'll probably update again later today.

you make deadspace look like a massive party with dismemberment and zombies

Even in picture form I find this creepy as hell. I am never playing Dead Space.

A corpse bat shaggin' the captain.

Should have brought a video camera, Isaac.

I have to say, I'm really enjoying this let's play.
Also, man, the re-animators(Or whatever their proper name is) are really nasty looking...