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why do you need either


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Fooflyer wrote:
why do you need either

Because Commodore Plasma and President Mond declare it so or something.

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We need to know who's online and has time, and that's easier if we have everyone in our Steam friends list.

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Special episode time!

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Well, Chozo City's not looking too good there. I guess I might as well try to take Fuchsia down now that I have all those tanks.
I other news, I built some guided missiles. They're not really useful, but I can't build nukes due to an U.N. Resolution from earlier on.
Anyway, time to get my tanks over here!

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This is the best thing you have ever seen.

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... it's not quite as good in a close-up.

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And this is what we're up against! Marines, Infantry, tons of machine guns, a scout and ... a cossack? Seriously?
Well, at least he doesn't have any longbowmen.

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I give a lot of my techs to Zara for reasons I can't recall anymore.
Oh well, at least he won't attack my new cities south from his continent like this. Probably.

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Fear the ÜberTank!

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And of course I'm still producing tanks, too. The only problem is that they don't have City Attack III, so they likely won't get me very far.
And I only just noticed that Plasma actually built another city. Eh, it won't last very long.

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The first attack starts! Plasma counts the kills. Currently, it's 2-0 for him. daisies.

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To keep Plasma from building even more machine guns, I destroy some of his mines.
Oh, and Pallet Town, of course.

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Check out my submarine!
It's neither particularly useful nor yellow.

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... what? Oh, yes! There's also a fight going on. Heh.
One of my weaker tanks against Ivan the Terrible. I lose.

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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Yes, my stronger tanks are almost there! With any luck, Plasma's not gonna last much longer!

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And so it truly begins!

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Ivan the Terrible! If I can't beat him, I have no chance of conquering this city.

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He's cheering on his units like crazy, but I'm afraid that won't be enough!

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Almost there ...

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YES

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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Now there's nothing that could stop me anymore!

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... I mean, apart from those guys.
Just a matter of time!

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His marines actually got one of my tanks.

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They paid with their lives.
Also, if you didn't notice yet, he's got another Great General. He's just a marine, though. Silly Plasma!

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And so ends one turn.

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Time for the next one!
Same old story: Bombarding all his stuff first, then sending out my tanks. Fuchsia actually has 0% defense right now!

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Meanwhile, I destroy some of his farms.

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Not looking so tough now, are you Fuchsia?

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I also get a Great General and make him join one of my tanks.

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The problem is that a lot of my tanks took some damage, so they'll have to heal a bit.
Oh well, it's only delaying the inevitable.

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It's Sun Tzu's first fight!

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He wins, rather predictably.

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I lose another tank against his new Great General.
I really shouldn't have fought this whole battle with a river between us.

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But anyway, back to the regular booty-kicking!

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Woo! There goes Plasma's Great General, and with him Russia's last hope.

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Sun Tzu kicks some more marine booty while Brinstar celebrates how great I am.

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A- ... actually, Sun Tzu dies in the fight.
Doesn't change anything about how great I am, though. Right, guys? Right?

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Well, it certainly doesn't change anything about Plasma being completely wiped out.

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Intense.

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And as suddenly as it started, it is done.
Well, that's all folks!
I hope you enjoyed this (my first!) Let's Play, 'cause I sure did!
See you in the next match!

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I find it hard to see whats going on in the screenshots, but I still enjoy it!

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TANKS INVADE EVERYBODY DIES


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TANK RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKE

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Redid the tutorial to get myself back in the game. After Sid told me what to do, I decided to play peaceful with India, offering them free technologies and such.
Thousands of years later, I finally realize India is the only one I'm playing against, and that they only have one city and defenses that suck.
I destroy their only city, and they spring hidden units out of nowhere in an attempt to get their city back. I beat them without having to do anything.
I honestly don't know which civilization was dumber.

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The Russians just tried to trade some of my Uranium for their Bananas.


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Fooflyer wrote:
The Russians just tried to trade some of my Uranium for their Bananas.


They're good bananans...


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How is banana bomb formed


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So we got round to playing the second match. With me, Mond, Fooflyer, and Ame.




It is the best match I have EVER played! I'm not kidding, it was UTTERLY HILARIOUS!


Well, I mean, so far. We're not even at the half-way point yet though. It'll still take another couple of days before we finish and start the LetsPlay!


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The best part was when I drew shit all over the globe


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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I'M SORRY I EVEN TRIED TO GIVE YOU BOOTS


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Ame no Akai wrote:
The best part was when Foo suddenly declared peace while I was at war with another empire.
Oh, wait. No it wasn't.

YEAH FOOFLYER! WAY TO G- wait, didn't I do that too?


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