Oh. Wonderful. And here's me thinking I'd actually be able to have a battle sometime in this update.
Not really. Ordering a monkey to set things on fire is not exactly a muscle-building exercise.
Wait, an actual battle? After just three lines of speech? Finally, the game's getting good now!
MCPANTS used SPASM-DANCE!
Its not very effective.
Hm, alright. Mabye I should've levelled him up a little...
I... I did about two damage to his Starly. I really don't think anyone's expectin it to end in the next five seconds.
Zapuppy really doesn't have a chance against a Starly this high a level. His only move is Tackle. If he actually had an electric attack, this battle would be cake though!
I mean, its still cake now anyway. But y'know.
Well this is a rather unfortunate match-up...
At least I managed to do
some sort of damage...
YOU ARE AWESOME PUPPY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Whats not shown here is Wukong beating the crap out of it beforehand until it had about 1hp left. But you don't need to know that part...
HE CAN STARE INTO YOUR SOUL!
I still haven't quite figured out where this cheddar keeps coming from, or how the economy hasn't gone completely bust because of it.
I'm surprised you haven't gotten used to it by now.
Famous last words.
Lets make bets which is more likely:
1: McPants becomes the toughest trainer to fight, as recognised by Pokemon League Officals.
2: McPants becomes the toughest trainer to eat, as recognised by Long Grass.
Y'know, considering that earlier you said you were just going there, and then you just came back from that direction, I would've been under the impression that you weren't going to be challenging that gym anytime soon.
Either that, or you're trying to navigate with that god-awful Town Map thing.
Look, if you need to toughen up at all for the first gym, its time to re-think trying to become a Pokemon Master.
Wow, only 8 lines of dialogue! That must be a new record for him!
Oh man, an item that looks identical to a Pokeball is actually, *shock*, A POKEBALL!
Thats some crazy shit right there.
He probably owns a Coffeechu or something.
Hmm, gosht, I wonder what Pokemon he has!
Wait, what the heck is that thing? I mean, it looks like some sort of egg wearing a red tuxedo!
AWESOME!
Alas, I must make the ultimate sacrifice and kill it off...
*sniff*
Zappers went up two levels from beating that egg thing.
Lawl, see what I did thar?
Oh man, its a Zubat! I remember you!
You were right bastards though.
Welp, it wouldn't be a Zubat if it wasn't a bastard, I guess.
THE CONFUSION! IT DOES NOTHING!
The Zubat didn't survive. They aren't known for their outrageous strength.
WILD POKEMON ATTACK!
PvP: Puppy Vs Puppy!
Also, note the health there! Owch!
Please miss, my puppy is ever so sick.
Back on the road to- oh, there's a guy there. I wonder what he has to say for yourself.
...
So help me, if you plan on showing your love for your Shinx by making it battle, I'll-
OH CRAP, MIRROR MATCH!
Woo, an electric move! About daisies time!
Dear gods, why must everyone want to beat me up?!
Its the beret, isn't it?
I am still of the opinion that Machop looks far too much like a little boy for my liking!
Wait,
that's what Charge does? GOD! DAMNIT!
GOD! DAMNIT!
I mean, just look at how little health he has left! That's just unfair!
No little kid can beat up me!
Except for that big one back in school. He was a right bastard.
I wonder if she's starting to get suspicious as to why my puppy keeps on nearly dying.
...please don't try and catch me!
God. This is just depressing.
Methinks you need better Pokemon! Please tell me you have better Pokemon!
Please?
Alright, it's... like... some sort of plant?
I... guess that's sorta better.
Or, y'know, not.
Oh, c'mon; ABRA? They can't even do anything!
Thats all they do! THATS ALL THEY DO! And it does absolutely nothing!
Go catch a Magikarp, its better than your current lineup!
That's what she said!
Umm... to someone who isn't me?
Right, so at least
you should have a better Pokemon then!
AH, I HATE YOU ALL!
Wait, you managed to beat the gym with a level 8 Psyduck?
Y'know what? Mabye you lot should skip a few updates. Y'know, until things actually start being even slightly a challenge.
Ah well, at least some good comes out of being that duck.
Yes, duck.
Really? Becaue if I didn't know any better, I'd swear that's a cave.
Is this a city full of mole people or something?
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