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Om nom nom om nom

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The future refused to change.


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Shut up and walk dear-Joshua

Dibs on rainbow!-Joshua yeat again

Are you high!?-Neku

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Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?

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Shut up and walk dear-Joshua

Dibs on rainbow!-Joshua yeat again

Are you high!?-Neku

Shiki: "If he pleases you, sir, he's yours to play with anytime!"
Neku: "... I'm what?"

Oh TWEWY, how I love thee.

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'I came.'- Proffessor Oak.

'What is this?'- Barry Burton
'Jill Sandwich.'

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There are worlds beyond this one, worlds as we've never seen... nor can we... Our eyes do not open far enough... Try it... try holding your eyes open... you can try holding them open as much as you want, but you'll never see... never ever see... The world beyond the veil... the Veil of Reality... It's there to protect us, from them:the Ancients... the Darkness... that... which... we... CANNOT... understand. Nor should we... Welcome the oblivion of ignorance!! For to have knowledge... is to be DAMNED!!

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The devils inside the servant's skulls were trying to kill me! They plotted behind doors locked and barred and planned the downfall of the human race! I took care of the ones around me... Stopped their plans. Their are others, I'm sure... Out there... Manipulating us... Secreting madness inside our very heads, while our souls are pushed into the corner's of our skulls... watching as our hands do tasks that we have no control over! Oh horrible... horrible... things... WE MUST PURGE THEM FROM OUR MIDST!! Kill them all!! CUT THEM, BURN THEM!!! It's the only way... I know... I've done it... It... works...

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I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me... daisies them... daisies THEIR EYES! They didn't believe me... Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... THE DARKNESS! Instead they jeered and threw me into this forsaken place... A place of empty souls and fevered thoughts... reeking of foetor and decay! Thinking me mad with delirium! *chuckle* The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum! MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I am now lost to your cause! *sob* The Darkness comes! It will daisies us all!

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over here stranga.


Got some RARE things on sale, stranger...

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!


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Only a master sunbather like me can get a tan on the palms of his hands.


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"Hey, he's gone! Mr. Sir Henry Motherfucker. He just jetted, what a pussy! " -Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes


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"Hey maybe I'll put it up on the sign out front. The Brass Lantern: cleaner, safer, and less likey to have piss in the drinks!" -Andy Stahl from Fallout 3.

"Ah, another patient, what's it to be, eh? Appadectomy? Tonsiletomy? Histeractomy?" Andy (the Mr. Handyfrom Vault 101) from Fallout 3.

"You're in pain, it's painful, isn't it?" -Sophitia from Soul Calibur 2

Lone Wanderer: how do I kill you?

President Eden: that's a bold line of questioning. -Fallout 3.

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Optimus Prime: Okay! Okay! so it's not one of my best ideas.


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SUSANO STYLE SUSANO!!

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Lloyd: Collete...I need cure for poison...
Collete: ?? I'm fine! I'm not poisoned!
Llyod: No...I meant...meee...

From the original Tales of Symphonia. XD


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Now let's go and snag the fairy!
...I mean, save the fairy.

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"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."




I pretty much like all quotes from Portal


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