AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I actually always thought she was a girl.

I mean, how many guys are named Katie?

Her name isn't said very often in the comic, if at all.

I knew a guy named Kate.

"Why are you good at Mario Kart? You're a woman."

My sister is really good at Mario Kart Wii.

It's at the bottom of every comic.

I had a friend I'd play Brawl/Melee with a lot. All we ever did was sit at my house and play video games.

Then she got older. And pissier. And I was better than her. So in a team battle, she'd yell at me for hitting the computers too much. She got rustled off at me for winning the game for her. Only if you want to, you know, do something yourself... Actually try being where the computer player is? Just a thought.

While my older brother was playing Super Mario Galaxy:

"You know if you time the jumps right you can maneuver the spring—"
"I'M FUCKING SPRING MARIO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT"

Well, I talk to myself a lot when I play games (single player), since my brother or girlfriend hardly ever play two player games with me, so....

One time, I was playing Sly 2: Band of Thieves. I was on..the Canada level, I think. Anyway, I was Sly, and I snuck up behind Carmelita and smack her with Sly's cane.

She turned around and shouted "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
I ran off, and I sang "Quick before the hyena come!"

I don't know. I blame Disney for making a good spin off movie.

In Pokemon Blue Mystery Dungeon, I was on a mission where I had to escort a Ratatta (I don't care if it's spelled wrong.) to some other Pokemon. I was one the floor I needed to be on when I Spoink knock out my client.

I shouted "GODDAM SPOINK! You can't do that! It's not fair! I'm gonna eat you for dinner you fuckin pig!"

Needless to say, I scared the crap out of my cat.

But no one reads that anyway. :D

I was playing Modern Warfare a year or so ago and everyone was yelling at each other and I just wanted a nice casual match and when I said "It's just a game, guys" this one person bodaciously screamed "WELL SOME PEOPLE. LIKE. TO WINN!!!!"

On Shadow of the Colossus: "How the hell do I get on this thing?" This was on the first boss. And then again on the forth one.

"Oh...That's a big creature, its so pretty. ...I'm going to have to fight it aren't I?" --Playing some game I can't remember

"Lets be honest here guys, if you saw a suspicious blood trail and a weird shadow in the distance, even if you were unarmed, every single person here would run to go see what it is and get their asses killed."--Playing Silent Hill 2

"YOU FFFFUCKING PENGUIN!"


This was in playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, where after reaching the stairs to the next floor, I get accidentally teleported to the neighbouring room. My partner, Piplup, decided that the best thing to do was to wander around aimlessly trying to find me... instead of just staying at the stairs.
He also decided that being on his own would be the best time ever to get in a fight.
....using Struggle.


He had an infinite-use base attack too.

daisies warp panels. This happened to me in a water dungeon, and my partner was a fire pokemon.