AWKWARD ZOMBIE

it's ok beautifly is millions of times better than dustox

Oh shoot, I'm looking at their base stats, and you're right.

I just noticed that I'm Female.

I guess I took some gender-changing surgery before you caught me.

shroomish is such a weird pokemon, so is breloom really. It has a funny face though.

Breloom is very cute, in my opinion, so Lolita, you better keep me alive until I evolve.

I never stop sucking. I just suck less as time goes on.

I like this thread

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yaaaaaay shroomish

time for more exciting adventures in grinding

i'm really kind of surprised i haven't lost a pokemon yet tbh



i keep screwing around in route 105 but then i decided that the woods would probably be better



after grinding a decent amount i start towards rustboro and then this guy with a stupid haircut is in my way

not that i can say anything about stupid haircuts i mean i don't even know how my hair works




yes i have one and it's hella kawaii



dude could you be dressed any more conspicuously

you look like the lost member of a chippendale club




really

you could beat him and ask for anything but you want some dumb papers

wow okay you're a really dumb villain




i really don't have to help you

in fact i might help this guy to beat you up and steal your stuff, since he's probably too incompetent to do it on his own




truly a battle for the ages: shit pokemon vs. shit pokemon



it's kind of sad that a cocoon is better than a hyena-dog



no you just suck

but i am pretty great i won't deny that



what

you were the one meddling with him

do you not know how this whole villain thing works



you didn't let me go

i beat you up

you're really bad at this



important papers eh?

i'm guessing they look something like this:





at least i get a semi-decent reward



i ollie out and prepare to beat up some more children for their cheddar



okay, let me point out the flaws in that argument:

1) it's
2) a fucking
3) bug pokemon are you fucking stupid



well at least it isn't a wurmple




goddammit madican why do you suck so much



cmon marcato beat the shit out of it





goddammit why is this nincada so stupidly strong

at least i poisoned it



fucking finally



hell yeah



fffffffuuuuuccccckkkkkkk yoooooouuuuuuuu



your bug pokemon are shit



i'm finally out of the stupid forest but i need to heal up



whoa finally somebody who speaks my language

filling my mouth up is something i love to do

but i don't spit anything out ;)))))))))))))



oh goddammit it's just a TM well whatever



i pick some berries and then head off into that building



turbo gay



no that's okay i really don't give a shit



happiness and pain to those with pollen allergies

more unexciting shit happens and i get a watering can (wailmer pail) and a berry

ok thanks



ollies out



might as well catch a pokemon on this route i guess




fuck off



there's a ton of items in this little area so i try to get all of them




are you serious



ok madican here's one thing and maybe you can do it but i'm not so sure:

don't suck



well you took it down but almost died so uh good job i guess



all right so i think i got all the items so i'm just gonna go now



ffffffffffffffffff



really



ollies out



most of my pokemon are kinda low on health so i'm just gonna skip these trainers for the time being





so far so good



oh fuck me

i've been trying to take these chances to level up madican but i guess i'll just have to

not



maybe in a bit



oh boy i get to beat up twice the amount of children

it's like a dream come true



bodaciously everybody's hair in this game looks super dumb



lotad you look so fucking stupid



shinchar and marcato messed them up and shinchar leveled up to 6 and learned tail whip

gj guys



i'm living out my dreams of being a playground bully

glorious



i finally make it to rustboro and heal errybody up



all right let's go get another addition to the team




oH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPED



ANFLKDSMKGSML



DKFDSLMGKLREW



UAUUAUGHHGHHHH



THERE IS A GOD



glorious skitty master race is too good for you plebs



:'))))



all right time to grind some more



in the midst of grinding marcato finally got to level 10



ohhhh shiiiit sooooooonnnnn





he has emerged from his cocoon as a beautiful anime goddess



oh shit new move time let's see




sorry marcato you can't get it up anymore



after a quick trip to the pokemon center i go back to grinding some more

BOY THIS IS EXCITING



welp



welp



after healing up again i decide to go back and battle those trainers passed by before



what up granny







ollies out



well maybe this guy will offer up a challenge



of course



2 more magikarps later and i ollie out



sup hooker




look bitch the fucking unwritten rule of pokemon is that if you meet eyes with a trainer you have to battle them. jesus christ you're an idiot



just go mess them up madican




wow i'm astonished at how awful that move is

see what i did there

it's a pun because lotad sucks



at least it's better than a fucking magikarp



oh sweet madican you're actually

doing pretty good



i mean sand attack sucks but at least you can beat enemies on your own now






and then vealin comes in and out-usefuls madican



then i beat a rich kid who you won't see because i forgot to screencap most of it



motherfucker gave me a lot of cheddar though



all right back to where i was to go grind

hopefully i can get madican to level 10



oh



....oh



:(



:(((((((



i

he was just getting useful too

:(



i guess

i'll have to say goodbye



i...



i'm



i guess



i guess i'm not that great after all

rip in pieces madican someone get the banhammer

ah yes, the first of many

rip madican will not be missed

e:

SO CLOSE ABRA NO ;-;

well i couldn't catch it anyway b/c i already caught skitty on that route

it's okay skitty is infinitely better than abra

Make sure to grind on the earlier routes, so I don't bite it. (At least when I die, I'll be chilling with Madican.)

Close in that it was almost the first encounter.

Also I never really used Skitty. I just caught it to evolve it to fill that PokeDex space, because there's fuck all else you can do with a Moon Stone in Hoenn besides evolve Skitty.