AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Episode Four: Tragedy! The Death of the Exposition Fairy!

So, Buzz Buzz, you never actually said what you are.

Are you a fairy? Yup, that's what I'm going with. Buzz Buzz is now canonically a fairy. Sure is talkative enough to be one.

Sorry, "bee" one.

Soundtrack: Sanctuary Guardian's Challenge



Better go home before anything else attacks me, my health's pretty lo-NYEHH



This isn't happening. This is NOT HAPPENING.

I HAVE NINE HP.



Ahem.... EXPOSITION FAIRY, if you don't mind!

Soundtrack: Oncoming Boss

Soundtrack: Otherworldly Foe



OH JOY NINE HP FIGHT

Well, here we come across our first boss. And who better to serve as the bosses of this experiment than the celebrities of the mainstream media who SHAMELESSLY promote LSD usage and partake in it themselves! (And no, I'm not making a statement about which actor is better than which or who actually does drugs. It's all part of the joke.)

So let's see.... Starman Junior will be represented by.... Umm.... Hmm.... Grey, won't let us pass....

Oh, I know!

CELEBRITY BOSS BATTLE #1: VS. SIR IAN MCKELLEN

FIGHT BEGIN!



Oh my gosh, ALREADY BETTER THAN TOBY.

Well, for all the good it will do shielding a practically CRIPPLED CHILD.



And I guess everybody else gets one too? Even though they aren't technically part of the fight?



OH SHOOT HERE IT COMES, SIR IAN'S STEAMING MAD!



....I'm alive? I'm alive! Way to go, Exposition Fairy!



Unfortunately, in my weakened state, I can do very little.

Which is still more than Picky can do(I forgot to get a frame of him fighting), and WAY more than Pokey will ever do.



Meanwhile Buzz Buzz just wins this fight for us. OUTCLASSED BY THE EXPOSITION FAIRY. THIS MUST END.

Soundtrack: You Defeated the Boss!



Buzz Buzz helped a little, I guess.

Soundtrack: You Gained a Level!



Yay, I get my second pity level!

Maybe once everyone stops saving my hide, I can stop calling them pity levels!

Soundtrack: Onett Night



I have a feeling he'll be back. And more powerful than ever.

Obscure Lord of the Rings joke, go?



Oh was THAT what he was? Cuz you know, when he said MASTER GIYGAS, I thought for sure he was an independent contractor.



And Chia Pets, and Somalian pirates, and the 32 flavors of Baskin-Robbins ice cream, I GET IT. EVERYTHING HATES ME.



Finally, I get to take Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber home.

Soundtrack: Pokey's House



Trouble? Pssh, no!

(Make sure you punish Pokey extra hard.)

He then proceeds to do so.



Oh believe me, I was headed for the door before you finished that sentence.



Which he then gives to me, which I then proceed to lose because it was....uhh....stolen! Yeah, that's it!



Apparently Pokey's Dad has mafia ties.



Oh geez, would someone in this game make up their mind?!?



Ha ha ha ha, that's right, PEASANT! YOU FOOLISHLY OFFERED US MERCY, AND NOW YOU ARE BENEATH US!



Yes, I agree. Pokey deserves many more spankings.



He just told my family to skip town! That doesn't sound very nice at all!



Buzz Buzz what are you doing

No wait Mrs. Pokey's Mom, stop, he's not a dung beetle, he's an-



EXPOSITION FAIRY NOOOOOOOOO



....Oh. Well, I guess there's nothing to worry about, then!



No, Buzz Buzz, you've gotta hang in there!

You can't leave me like this! You can't leave me alone in this world with Pokey!



Yes, what is it?

You want me to go back to the future and find your Exposition Fairy family to give them the bad news? I humbly accept.

OK, maybe not....

Soundtrack: Buzz Buzz's Prophecy



Partaking in expository banter to the very end. I admire how you stick to your ideals.



There you will find the pieces of the Triforce.

...WHY DO I KEEP TRYING TO MAKE THIS LoZ?!?



Got it, they're My Sanctuary. Or are they literally called Your Sanctuary? Our Sanctuary?



I believe the correct spelling of that is "steppe".

You....are referring to a steppe, right?



SOMEBODY CALL THE FAIRY AMBULANCE, WE'RE LOSING HIM



Sweet, it's probably some Mystical Artifact of Wonderment that I need to finish the game, right? OK, let's see it!



I like recording melodies. I also like that going to each of My Sanctuaries(Their Sanctuaries?) involves FRESH JAMZ



.....I got a rock.

I'm now literally the Charlie Brown of video games.



No, you can go ahead and die now, you've served your purpose.

Soundtrack: Key Item Fanfare



Au revoir, Exposition Fairy.

Soundtrack: Sunrise & Onett Theme



Whoa, hey, I can see now!

Which means I was up all night with POKEY of all people!

Soundtrack: What a Great Picture!



OK, I seriously need to go home and heal befo-why did my screen stop.

WHY DID MY SCREEN STOP



Did.....did he just fall from the sky?

.....Oh my gosh.

Uhh....Sir? Are....are you OK?



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-WAIT WHAT



This is just the creepiest thing.



This had better not show up on the Internet! I'll have you know, my dad is probably a lawyer!



..........................

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Soundtrack: Home Sweet Home(Pollyanna)



But Mom, there was this old guy outside and he made me pose for a picture and then he started talking about fuzzy pickles and I'm confused and scared, Mom!



OK, you're right, I'll just sleep it off.

Also how could you, fueling my addiction like that!

Soundtrack: A Good Night's Rest



You're....YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!?

THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE EVER



But I care, Toby! We can make it work! What about all the promises we made to each other?!?



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! The Exposition Fairy died after killing Ian McKellen and then an old pervy guy took unsolicited photos of me and then Toby broke up with meeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sniff..... I need a hug.

Earliest I could do that would be Wednesday because I have exams until then. So go and do some more you still have time.

It's so weird. My Thread had much more views but much less posts. What's that all about?

Eh, I'm going to be busy as well.

And you probably have more views because you actually made progress.

Also, I edited my previous post to put the new episode up there!

I WANTED PEOPLE DISCUSSING MINE TOO

I love this so far. I got pretty far when I played, but I never finished.

Also, Earthbound is probably the best game to continuously riff on, there's so much weird stuff going on.

Like that guy who is trying to get a tan on the palms of his hands.

Glad you're enjoying it! Haha, yeah, there's SO much to make jokes about, it's insane. I think this was a good choice for my first LP.

So.... New episode will be out when I get more frames taken. The last episode was all the material I currently have. I'll probably be able to get stuff out more frequently when I'm on Spring Break, which starts this weekend! Until then, please bear with me. I'm trying to get a consistent schedule going.

I hate asking for posts and I realize that no one's obligated to, but since the last episode was pretty big as well, could we work towards a new page so I can put an episode on that one when it's ready?

No, you can't have my precious posts.

I don't think that's possible

You don't think what's possible?

Getting more posts

Yes I can tell this will be a problem.

You heartless wretches.

I didn't mean it. ;_;

I had a dream last night that my penis was a slide whistle.

That's....great?

OK, I've got some more frames recorded and HOLY CRAP the next episode is going to have to be long.