AWKWARD ZOMBIE

mortanius

So I finally got my account back and tried out dungeons.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

What
What are you oh my godding about
It tells me nothing except that you are stunned or amazed at something so great or terrible
Don't leave me in suspense here

Is it how quickly you can get a group now?
Is it something about dungeon design?
Is it how the quickly found groups are completely asocial and no one says anything?
Is it the bosses?

I came back to WoW pretty recently, like a week and a half ago, and I am enjoying the dungeons, rather quick to queue and rather flawless runs.

I like the look and flow of them, the Shado-Pan Monastery has a cool blizzard effect during the outside sections.

Only one I kind of dislike so far is Mogu'shan Palace, definitely the least favorite.

Then again, only level 89, so I've only done the normals of the 5 mans for regular queues.

Looking forward to Scenarios and some heroics soon.

I hope to be able to play some WoW over spring break. I really want to play, but school has been kicking my booty this semester.

Dungeons are extremely fun.

Duh.

And don't require crowd control or any kind of coordination from the group.

KILL ALL OF THEM STABSTABSTABSTAB

ALL
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~~~~~~~~~~~~STABS

Being Rogue is fun.

The Sealed Tome continues to elude me

My rage grows exponentially

you are killing the rares on isle of thunder yes?

Last I checked, the horde completion percent for stage 2 on the thunder island was at 39% and alliance was at 31%
Probably because alliance are usually PvPing, while the superior faction, Horde, actually cares about plot and quests.

Oh and I finally got enough ritual stones to do stuff.

Every one that I can find

Fortunate or determined hah



Lets no go crazy

The Horde is on like, its fourth redemption arc

Oh sure, our leaders occasionally do some stupid evil shit for giggles, but that doesn't mean alliance haven't done equally stupid or evil shit that got a lot less attention because it wasn't done by their leaders.

Most of the horde's evil can be explained by demons making them go evil, most alliance evil is people being xenophobic crusaders. I choose following the demon possessed guys.

And lets not forget the gnomes. Gnomes nuke themselves, no one in the alliance stops to think "what if they do this shit again but with us".

I wasn't aware Garrosh was a demon or possessed by one. Or any of his followers really. In fact I recall that the last of the demon-tainted Horde died many years ago. So what's your excuse for the Horde's atrocities now?

Also, maybe people don't attribute the evil to the Alliance because it's not our leaders doing it, hence it's not the Alliance as a whole. Garrosh however has not only invaded Pandaria to claim it for the Horde, and screw anyone who gets in his way, but attacked the local gods, got the Sunreavers to betray Dalaran, and was going to use an ancient mogu artifact to try and command the sha for the Horde.

Also, that wasn't "the gnomes" nuking themselves. That was one single gnome called Mekgineer Thermaplugg who tricked Mekkatorque into thinking it would vent radiation into the lower levels to kill the invading troggs. He did not know that it would vent radiation into every single part of Gnomeregan and irradiate it completely, which is what Thermaplugg had built it to do.

If you're going to support the Horde then fine, but don't claim some bullshit as your reason why and ignore the truth.

People always say this, yet they never have proof

Also the Gnomes were tricked by someone they trusted in a position of power

Sounds familiar, hm?