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And I've caused a wild Pokemon to use struggle on several occasions. Typically a legendary Pokemon at 1 HP which I've been throwing Ultra Balls at for nearly an hour.

The only reason I beat fantina was because of struggle. All I had left was Eevee ( I can't bring myself to evolve the daisies thing. It's just so cute!) and she still had haunter. Luckily I alwways keep a stok of 99 hyper potions with me at all times, so although I couldn't deal damage, neither could she. It was the most epic pokemon battle in the history of (my experience with) pokemon!

I dislike the filter. I can't read teh text anymore. And that typo was on purpose. We should make a new game where you come up with funny things to say using the filter.

I'd like to say "Its been a long time since I was here before", but I don't remember when that

actually was; I generally surpressed it from my mind!


Yeah... *sigh* yeah I did.
Can we just hurry this along, I've got some End Credits to watch!


Yes, yes, I know! Geez, this is taking longer than the end credits of DROD. And that was

made near-entirely by one man!


YOU'RE GETTING A HEART ATTACK! FINALLY!


Okay, see? Those guys? I do not care about those guys. Those guys have been nothing

but little bastards to me!


It is my one wish that I never have to see her, McPants, or another bidoof ever again!


So... ummm... hello? Credits? End cutscene? Story wrap? I just beat the big boss and the

evil ghost god Pokemon after him, isn't this game meant to be over now?!


Wait...
Oh god, please tell me I didn't forget that-


*sigh*
I somehow managed to miss out on that 8th gym challenge.

Welp, I do like doing 100% completion runs!


Fly, Staravia! Fly me to the next gym!


No, Staravia, this is not the... you suck!
I still don't see why you can't fly to cities you've never seen before; they're bloody cities,

they're not hard to miss!
Heck, you can't even fly me a little bit closer? I mean, why do you always insist on only

stopping in front of PokeCenters? Dumb bird!





Oh why must I be so obsessed with pointless ribbons?





Well FINALLY! They actually did something about having a blackout... in the middle of a

sun-shining day. I still don't know how they managed that.


Route 222? I'm sorry, did I miss something? When did it start getting into the Twenties?

Oh wait, I get it! The Game's pretending to be like real life; y'know, where routes aren't

named after the order you visit them! Aww, how cute!


FINALLY a new wild Pokemon! Man, its been ages since I came across one of those!


And of course, with new wild Pokemon comes with even more chances to screw up immensely!


HOLY CRAP, IT'S A... its a...

Actually, what is an Electabuzz anyway?


Oh, isn't fighting electric pokemon such fun?


No, I swear! It's the most fun thing you'll ever fun!


Aaaand about daisies time! Now, what is Electabuzz?


It's...an electric Pokemon. That's all it says.

GOOD JOB, GAME! GREAT WORK ON THE BIOS!


If Electabuzz was introduced in any generation other than the first, it totally would've been an Electric/Fighting type.

Dunno what that would make Magmar though. Whatever... he is.


OH GOD! OH GOD NO!


NO! I AM FINISHED WITH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!


Umm... I think everyone's sick and tired of penis jokes by this stage. Lets just skip the joke.


Heh. Now the base aroung Gallade's groin really is a- GOD DAMNIT!



More never-to-be-used Pokemon! ...okay, now I think I might have something of a complex for catching them.


Is... anyone else disturbed by the mark on its crotch?

Hah, betcha can't erase that from your mind! You'll never be able to look at a Floatzel normally again!


I got stuck for a name. Natch.


Its a... Wingull? Shouldn't... shouldn't you be at the start of the game or something?


Short summary:
Its a bird. That eats.


ORIGINAL!



Hahah, man, it must really suck for Chargedog to know that their are wild Luxios out here that're twice as powerful as he is!


Okay, y'know what? I have a serious problem! Seriously, I am done with trying to catch each and every Pokemon I see!


OH HOLY CRAP ITS A MAGNEMITE! IT MUST BE MINE!


No! Bad Karma! Don't kill off my Pokemon! No dog biscuit for you!


And, at long last, I have the Pokemon I decided shall be my sixth some many moons ago!


I really should've thought of a better Pokemon to have than a Magneton. Especially since, y'know, I already have an electric type.
Meh. Its not my job to worry about those kind of things, its only my job to beat up cute little buggers at their expense!


I like how the little screws at the bottom are apparently classed as its feet!


Magnemite... doesn't actually have Levitate as an ability. It does, however, learn Magnet Rise. Which is really handy, considering its double weakness to Ground types!


Aaanyway, I think that's enough slaughtering and enslaving wild beasts for my own amusement. Lets head back and level up mah Magnemite.


And, y'know, heal my own Pokemon from the brink of near death. I really wish they'd stop almost dying so much.


Aww, isn't it just sooo cuuute? Next to all those... far bigger allies.

Umm.

But y'know, a Pokemon's size isn't always correlated to its power. Right.... Porygon...?

I really should have stuck with Fangheis...


Why is it that, no matter where I seem to go on my adventures, I always end up back in this bog-hole?

Ditch your other pokemon, they are small-time.

You have a Magnemite now.

Evolve it and solo the rest of the game with it.

You're in the big leagues now

Hell yeah, everyone loves Magnemite...

I'm not too sure about Magnezone though...

Who said anything about evolving it.

You did, in your last post.

Oh whoops.

man that was dumb of me.

What I meant was..

yeah go evolve it.

Magnemiiiiite <3

Cute avatar btw, Plasma.

Voltorb is better

Because it evolves into Electrode.

Electrode eats so much electricity it explodes, and even just explodes for the hell of it.

Odd how they don't actually, oh I don't know... DIE

Hmm, can't see anything wrong with having a Pokemon that constantly kills itself, nopers!

WHAT? D:<

*Jealously hugs her Magnezone, which is nicknamed Jibakoil*
JIBAKOIL: ...Nezone?

Oh yeah, you can't do a 100% run if YOU DON'T CAPTURE THE LEGENDARY POKEMON.

I prefer to save before the singlle most epic wild pokemon battle so I can be sure Ive caught.