AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Browsing the Steam Workshop for Skyrim proletariats.

Someone put fucking Icecrown Citadel in Skyrim. And of course there's proletariats to plunk the Lich King and Frostmourne in there too.

According to the wiki there's a glitch where he won't take damage even if you use Dragonrend, I think fast traveling fixes it.

Also Steam put Skyrim on sale
Valve y u do dis to my wallet
I don't even know if it'll run on my laptop. (It probably will, but I'll need to look into some optimization proletariats probably)

Just bought it to play on my 7-year-old workstation, I get pretty crappy FPS in most places (anywhere from 5 to 20 fps, lol) but sometimes I'll somehow get up to 30-35. ughghguhghugughg

I'm playing with some optimization proletariats, I'll let you know if I find any worth looking at

Sometimes you people make me feel like an booty being able to run this game at 120+ fps with the 20+ HD proletariats I got installed -.-.

tee heeeeeeee

2-core Intel Xeon cpu with an NVIDIA Quadro FX 4500 gfx
This baby used to render CAD back in the day; now, it doesn't run any DirectX above 9

Scratch that, found a more comprehensive list.

http://www.skyrimgems.com/

Nah, you're just a goal to strive for.

Okay maybe not to that extent but I'll have a good desktop eventually when/if I get some real income.

Sometimes this game can still make me flinch.

Is that...one of the Jarls?

Narp. That's my character, Ungvald. Pure hand to hand brawler. I've accidentally made him look like a game of thrones character with that loadout, lol.

*Edit*

Here's a better look at his ugl.....beautiful mug.

Sir Ungvald gut-punch, beater of wolves, smasher of Treeants, bane of Necromancers everywhere.

And punches a Dragon in the FACE!

Rival is Gian the fist of Riften, that poor sap.

That "Rival" barely lasted a single punch. Instant kill cam, and the damage reflected to me nearly killed ME off, lol.

Remember to enchant all of your armor with the pugilist echantment, that'll make your punches really daisies strong.

Well, I use SkyRe, and instead of boosting unarmed damage, since it HAS a pure unarmed damage tree in it (and it gives you two "unarmed" weapons) that goober drops gloves that reflect 10% damage back to the attacker, not adding to unarmed. Reason I nearly killed myself, lol.

I wonder if the 5 million different proletariats I'm loading will work together.