AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Good news: Terraria is working on the desktop.

Bad News:


WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, LAPTOP?

Deleted ALL my stuff and starting from scratch, I hope I don't get bored fast this time. :I

Interesting, the admantite Armor has different helmets that offers a different perk.

Helmet 1:Offers 80 extra Mana and and increases magic damage and magic Critical hit chance.

Helmet 2:Offers increased damage and critical hit chance.

DAT 2ND HELMET

So, I'm digging through some caves, looking for some chests and new shit, like the Flamethrower, which I hope is in, because I've heard things about it not being in.
I'm pretty deep, and found a few traps, like a rock fall one, and a dart one.
So, I come across a new cave, pretty promising.
Clear away some silt, which is a new block which is just cave sand, but no glass.
Hear a click

BOOM.

Giant explosive trap.
Holy shit that thing was like, if terrorists turned an 18-wheeler into a car bomb.

So basically Terraria is now too big to work on the Laptop.





Also, I'm not sure how, but they've made the Guide even dumber.

Once i get a Flamethrower, i'm going drink my guy under and go on a rampage.

Unicorns beware.

our guide fell down a very deep hole and we don't know how to get him back out

Just have a suitable house for him, and leave. Once you go far enough from him, and if it's night time, he'll teleport into the house.

I made a big 'ol communal housing thing, and the neat little house feature says they're all suitable.




Also oh my god they have underground houses now, this is so cool.
I found an Imp Statue in one.

GODDAMMIT TERRARIA WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET RID OF WATER BY PLACING BLOCKS OVER IT THIS IS BULLSHIT

snrt

Well there goes every "How do survive under water" Technique ever.

WELL THATS JUST DANDY

terraria is so big now that it lags like a mothertrucker on the lowest settings

FUCK

I hope i can play Terraria on 1600 x 900 after this update.

if you want to play at like 20FPS instead of 60 yeah go ahead.