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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:42 pm 
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Good news: Terraria is working on the desktop.

Bad News:
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WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, LAPTOP?

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:43 pm 
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Deleted ALL my stuff and starting from scratch, I hope I don't get bored fast this time. :I

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:02 pm 
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Interesting, the admantite Armor has different helmets that offers a different perk.

Helmet 1:Offers 80 extra Mana and and increases magic damage and magic Critical hit chance.

Helmet 2:Offers increased damage and critical hit chance.

DAT 2ND HELMET

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:11 pm 
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So, I'm digging through some caves, looking for some chests and new shit, like the Flamethrower, which I hope is in, because I've heard things about it not being in.
I'm pretty deep, and found a few traps, like a rock fall one, and a dart one.
So, I come across a new cave, pretty promising.
Clear away some silt, which is a new block which is just cave sand, but no glass.
Hear a click

BOOM.

Giant explosive trap.
Holy shit that thing was like, if terrorists turned an 18-wheeler into a car bomb.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:35 pm 
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So basically Terraria is now too big to work on the Laptop.





Also, I'm not sure how, but they've made the Guide even dumber.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
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Once i get a Flamethrower, i'm going drink my guy under and go on a rampage.

Unicorns beware.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:53 am 
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Also, I'm not sure how, but they've made the Guide even dumber.


our guide fell down a very deep hole and we don't know how to get him back out


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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:00 am 
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Just have a suitable house for him, and leave. Once you go far enough from him, and if it's night time, he'll teleport into the house.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:35 am 
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I made a big 'ol communal housing thing, and the neat little house feature says they're all suitable.




Also oh my god they have underground houses now, this is so cool.
I found an Imp Statue in one.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:40 am 
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GODDAMMIT TERRARIA WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET RID OF WATER BY PLACING BLOCKS OVER IT THIS IS BULLSHIT

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:27 pm 
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Well there goes every "How do survive under water" Technique ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:02 pm 
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WELL THATS JUST DANDY

terraria is so big now that it lags like a mothertrucker on the lowest settings

FUCK

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:34 pm 
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I hope i can play Terraria on 1600 x 900 after this update.

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 Post subject: Re: Terraria
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:37 pm 
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if you want to play at like 20FPS instead of 60 yeah go ahead.

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