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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:40 pm 
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FUCKING PYROS DO TOO MUCH DAMAGE TOO QUICKLY

FUCKING ENGINEERS DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO GET KILLS

FUCKING SNIPERS JUST CAMP IN ONE SPOT AND GET ONE SHOT KILLS

FUCKING SPIES JUST RUN AROUND INVISIBLE SO THEY CAN INSTAKILL YOU

FUCKING HEAVIES JUST USE THEIR OVERPOWERED GUN WITH TOO MANY BULLETS AND TOO MUCH HEALTH TO KILL EVERYONE

FUCKING DEMOMEN JUST LAY STICKIES EVERYWHERE AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO WALK BY

FUCKING MEDICS JUST MAKE THE HEAVY EVEN MORE OVERPOWERED

FUCKING SCOUTS ARE TOO FUCKING FAST

FUCKING SOLDIERS ARE THE EASIEST CLASS TO USE

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 Post subject: Re: Holy bloody raeg
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Badfish wrote:
No listen, the obvious thing to say is "Just kill it", but look at this example.

The pyro has 175 health and his flamethrower does 122 damage a second at closet range. Statistically, an engineer with a shotgun does 80-90 damage pointblank every 0.6 seconds. This means a close range pyro can shred an engineer while the engineer only takes 3/4 of the pyros health (assuming every shell hits the pyro). Excluding crits, teammates, or his sentrygun an engineer within the pyro's firing range can NOT escape nor bring the pyro down.


why would an engineer not have a sentry gun

your fatal flaw in this is assuming everyone is a retard and doesnt know how to play their class. trust me engineers can take down a pyro. fuck ive seen them kill soldiers and heavies before.

tl;dr

shitsux listen to xab.

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FUCK MY LIFE. I GOT SO CLOSE TO BEATING MY 19 POINTS IN ONE LIFE AS A SNIPER ONLY TO BE KILLED BY A SPAH.
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Steam just started downloading 3GB for TF2 all of a sudden

What is this :psyduck:

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I hope they make his guitar the melee unlock.

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Nah. It's probably gonna be a blacksmith's hammer of something.

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But they already did the Pyro's sledgehammer

Another hammer is a bit much


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How do you upgrade a sentry with a guitar?

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Eat_box wrote:
How do you upgrade a sentry with a guitar?


the power of rock obviously.

man I wanna see engie with gitah because i dunno I want an excuse to hit things with a guitar like I do in L4D2.

and I still say engie needs a thing that can remove sappers, even though it'd probably be one use. maybe kill the spy too.


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impmon08 wrote:
Eat_box wrote:
How do you upgrade a sentry with a guitar?

and I still say engie needs a thing that can remove sappers, even though it'd probably be one use. maybe kill the spy too.


Protip: use your wrench, it removes sappers and can kill spies.
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But they already did the Pyro's sledgehammer

Another hammer is a bit much


Who the fuck counts that as a real weapon.

I think Valve secretly hates me.


At least they buffed the Backburner.

A little.


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Nah. Flamethrower is still good. Fire>Airblast into corner>Axetinguisher

Oh. And this.

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