AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was under the impression that Wobbuffet was the single strongest Pokemon in the game, which is why it's banned from every competition ever, even the ones that allow the usage of Legendary Pokemon.

In order to use Wobuffet, you just have to know shit about Pokemon, specifically whether an opponent is likely to use a physical or special attack.

A good mixed sweeper versus a Wobuffet basically makes the battle a game of chance.

So yeah, it's not a Pokemon for everybody.

Naw, wobbufet can learn encore.

So you use encore the first turn, then if they attack, they are stuck doing either physical or special.

So you just use the appropriate reflectey move.

Da.. wha...


Okay, I'm gonna have to explain it to you, because it would seem that nobody here actually knows why a Wobbuffet is a miniature A-bomb in battles!
See, Wobuffet learns three moves: two of which, when Wobbuffet is hit by a physical or special attack (depending on the move you used), deals double the damage taken back to them. Wobbuffet also knows a move that will make the opponent constantly use the same attack over and over again. Wobuffet also has a ridiculous amount of HP. Wobbuffet also has an ability that the opponent can't switch out, meaning they have to use the same attack over and over again.

In other words, if you used anything other than Toxic, you're utterly screwed!



Edit: Brothel beat me to it.

Nooo... really? Wow, I never would've thought that the big evil guy with the big evil plan was

doing something... big!


An epic duel to decide who is truly the Lord of the Grunts!


Once again, they send out two Pokemon with supreme disadvantages to the Green Duo.


After round one.


After round two.

EPIC BATTLE, RIGHT GUYZ?


Wait, I thought you were trying to stop me from battling with the boss...

GruntFail!


Once again, Roosevelt does the only thing she's good for: feeding other people.
If she was a person, she'd be black.

*runs*



Hey wut? You can't have two penultimate bosses! Flipping cheaters!


You're not wearing golves. Are you wearing gloves? Is your skin not actually real?

HOLY CRAP, ARE YOU A ROBOT?!


Oh, it was just a figure of speech.


gfdWHATTHEFUCK?! WHERE THE HELL DID MCPANTS COME FROM?!


But... aren't you...


Okay, at this point I'm suspecting McPants just likes to beat up everyone he sees,

regardless of allegiance!


Okay, plan of attack: McPants, get your Pokemon KOed as soon as possible so PsyGuy

can use their corpses as shields! It's the only way you'll be useful!


Saay, why am I the only guy in this battle?


OH YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!


Is it bad that these two Bronzors are actually faster than us two normally?


Long story: I wasn't gonna waste my time using Gardevoir. Bronzor #1 died. The Tank

special infectemon appeared.


It didn't last. At all.


A Golbat? Seriously? You expect a Golbat to be able to do anything against

Machineria?


Well... I am honestly appauled at myself!

But in my defence, nobody's attacking Munchlax. Look at how much health he has! I

told ya he was in league with the Mafia!


Okay, seriously: I fucking hate that Golbat now!


Woop! Aaand now its two against one (if you count Munchlax as actually useful), since the

other one didn't actually think of bringing more than three Pokemon to the end of the world.


FINA-FUCKING-LY! That thing was a real pain in the booty! Seriously!


Mmm... y'know, considering the rest of the Galactic repotoire consists of giant bats and

hellhounds, you do need to wonder about why a Galactic Admin is using... a fluffy cat.


Actually, you don't need to wonder. CAT-B-GON-


Wait, it fucking survived that? Goddam cat is tough!

This calls for...

SUPER EXPERT KITTEN PUNCHER!


Oh how threatening... another Golbat.


That was oddly unsatisfying. So whats the next Pokeyman?


Wait, seriously? That's it? That's the whole penultimate boss battle? I mean c'mon, you

only fully evolved two of your six Pokemon, even though the Bronzors should've evolved

about 10 levels ago!

I mean, cripes, you didn't even get McPants's first Pokemon down to half HP!


Yeah. Tell you what, I have a better idea: GET LOST! If you weren't here, I could've waltzed through that last match in a matter of seconds. But you had to stop me from pairing up two of my good Pokemon by using that... Munchlax! I mean, it only took the blunt of two attacks, and it hardly did any damage!


Oh yeah, and you expect that to make up for your liability to our team? Just by healing all my dudes?

Well, it does. Thanks for that.

Also, why is everyone but me a walking PokeCenter?!


O...kay? Now I have to wonder why he'd come all the way up here, 'help' defeat the bodyguards, and leave Cyrus alone completely.

Unless...

OH CRAP! MCPANTS WANTS ME TO KILL CYRUS SO HE CAN TAKE HIS PLACE AS MOB BOSS!


I'd be worried except McPants would be a less capable leader than any of the Grunts.


Oh shush: plot exposition!


Wait, he's only starting his evil plan ritual now? I mean, I know that time doesn't move if you're not moving forward, but it gets ridiculous when I see him just standing there as I go through battling four trainers to reach him!


Story recap:
Big evil guy wants to create a new universe where he is god and emotion is dead, and he plans to do this using huge amounts of energy to create chains made of Pokemon parts which he will use to open up doors to another dimension.

Well, at least it makes more sense than a Final Fantasy game.


Also, he opens the portal by laying down a chain around himself.



At this point, the emulator crapped up, and skipped a section, so...


GODS HAVE ARRIVED!

Those are the three Emotion Pokemon up there in the sky.

Its also worth noting that this is the first time that the action was displayed on the lower screen.


Actually, what are they useful for? I mean, all they've done so far is get themselves kidnapped, indirectly caused The End Of The World, and had to be rescured. Surely they're good for something?
Brb, checking guidebook.




Hm, so apparently they help in rescuing the god Pokemon once he's caught in the chain.
Wait, 'he'? Shouldn't that be 'they'?


...
Thanks a fucking lot, emotion Pokemon, you have officially become A Waste Of Space!


Err, wait, are you talking about the emotion Pokemon, or are you talking about the audiences of this LetsPlay? Because this whole thing has just been one lack of a payoff after another!


Okay, really? You're not too good at this whole Evil Villain thing. You should be saying things more along the lines of "I, Cyrus, will knock you all down!"


Have you ever had a dream, Dude, that you were so sure was real?


I dunno. Maybe it has something to do with those fucking God Pokemon you just enslaved?!

And what the fuck is with those emotion Pokemon anyway?


O...kay? There's... huh? Umm...


Oh shit!


OH SHIT!


OH SHIT!!

Am I the only person who thought of the Sailor moon theme-song when I read that?

Most epic cliffhanger ever, right there.

Interferererererererererererererererererererererere....!

I bet $5 that he wet his pants during the 3rd "ere".

Skuntank's Platinum sprite looks like It's peeing like a dog, y'know with it's back leg lifted up.

Also: Interferererererererererererererererererererererere

Sorry, folks, we had a bit of interefererererererererererererererrerererere...

...

inb4 "ence"

There is no Ence. There is only Zuul.

There is no Zuul, there is only a Grue

It is pitch black... Oh hey look, there is a Grue! It is likely that you will be eatten by it.