AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's because I don't need them to impress you, honey.

I need them to impress another fickle bastard though.

i aint no bastard how dare you

Bitch please, I already had my fun with you.

I got to steal your clothes.

I haven't done the Dream Suite yet; think I'll go use it



no
go away

Oh also is the music for the Dream Suite on youtube? I can't find it

So everybody in my town is calling me pop star. Maybe it has something to do with the fact I still haven't taken off the shades Isabelle gave to me.

So I Feng Shuie'd my room in hopes of drowning in glorious golden stags like Galaxy Man here whilst making my house look all ugly~

Then I went to the island
What the fuck man where are my beetles




also Kamak why are you stealing people's clothes

yeah i'm starting to think i had one really lucky day

cause now i'm back to like 10 golden stags per island trip

10 PER TRIP



FUCKING
I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE AT LEAST MORE THAN 4 PER TRIP (WHICH WAS THE MOST I'VE SEEN SO FAR)

lol get some skill brah

Just went from no slingshot to silver slingshot.

Feels pretty good.

If fuckers don't want theirs clothes stolen and promptly worn by me in front of them, then maybe they shouldn't trust me when I say I want to borrow them for my "catalog".

I mean, really.

Katrina was in my town today but I forgot and now she's gone and oh well

I think George Bush said the same thing

How do you get a slingshot? Is it just a random tool at the Nook shop?

So I've got a plot of Pikmen, two triforces (triforci?), a 1-up mushroom, a goal post, varia suit pants, a blue pikmin hat, and a toad hat if anybody wants them.