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[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: I WANNA BE
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: THE LAGGIEST
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: TO STALL THEM IS MY REAL TEST
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: TO DISCONNECT IS MY CAUSE
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: I WON'T TRAVEL
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: ACROSS THE LAND
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: BECAUSE I AM DC'D
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: THEY BAD GUYS THINK
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: THAT I'M AFK
[8:29:31 PM] Chris Shoolis: THAT WE WON IS NEWS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
[8:29:43 PM] Chris Shoolis: DISCONNECT! GONNA LAG ALL DAY!
[8:29:50 PM] Chris Shoolis: (IT'S ONLY ME)
[8:29:54 PM] Chris Shoolis: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY!
[8:30:06 PM] Chris Shoolis: DISCONNECT! OOOOOOOOHHHH, YOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND
[8:30:14 PM] Chris Shoolis: IN A TOWER WE MUST DEFEEEEEND
[8:30:19 PM] Cafall: a summoner has disconnected
[8:30:22 PM] Chris Shoolis: DISCONNECT! GOTTA LAG EM ALL
[8:30:32 PM] Chris Shoolis: I'LL LAG EM TRUUUUE
[8:30:42 PM] Chris Shoolis: OUR LAGGING WILL MAKE US LOSE!
[8:30:58 PM] Chris Shoolis: YOU GUYS WIN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
[8:31:06 PM] Chris Shoolis: BECAUSE THE LAG IS FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAD
[8:31:26 PM] Chris Shoolis: DISCONNECT! GOTTA AFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[8:31:30 PM] Chris Shoolis: DISCONNECT!
[8:31:54 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: Shoolis.
[8:31:59 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: That was beautiful.
[8:32:12 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: I would hang that in a museum.
[8:32:34 PM] Chris Shoolis: fucking do it
[8:32:45 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: I will.
[8:32:46 PM] Chris Shoolis: the lag is really really bad now
[8:32:48 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: And take a picture.
[8:33:30 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: Then run away because the curator will come around the corner and be all: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE, LEAVE MY ESTABLISHMENT IMMEDIATELY."
[8:33:33 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: Then later.
[8:33:42 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: When he decides to crumple it and throw it away.
[8:33:46 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: He will take a look at it.
[8:33:49 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: And realize.
[8:33:58 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: "My god, it's full of lag."
[8:34:02 PM] Dreiric, Lord of the Dazzle: A single tear will fall.