AWKWARD ZOMBIE

the point I was making is that 100 turnips is inconsequential either way

I bought 2.5k and I'm small time

lolturnips

get on my fishing level, scrubs

fishing isn't comparable to turnips or even beetles

maybe if you're shit and don't 620 nohook sharks, noob

managed to sell an inventory of turnips for 800k in some dudes village

I would've sold more but I bodaciously sold my turnips seconds before the price crashed

Maybe the price crashed because you unloaded 800K worth of turnips on them at once.

It would have changed anyway, but I thought it was funny that having a massive price meant people were flocking to his town to sell, so if turnip prices were dynamic it totally would have crashed

the preset 5XX => 1XX in the pattern kind of simulates it

Main room is all feng suei'd out

went to island

bodaciously two inventories full of golden stags

holy shit

oh mY GOD

Man Turnipples ain't sellin' for dog dick.

So yeah turns out things I didn't know about feng suei: certain items count for double luck

such as the triforce

and my two green shells

and my mario kart

so that explains a lot

nintendo items are also mad HHA points

i think they USED to be but not anymore

my HHA rating doesn't change much with the master sword so

I have the Triforce.

Now all I need is pants.

You didn't need those last week.