AWKWARD ZOMBIE

he does?

pity, i always kill them immediately

Exactly, you almost always end up being vilified by Caesars legion.

Because with legion you're forced to be a mega douche to just about everybody.

No, Legion you're forced to be genocide on legs.

It's with Mr. House that you're forced to be a mega douche to everybody.

there's

not really an option where you're not a mega douche to somebody

NCR gets off the best but even then

So basically, you're always gonna be a douche to someone.

I mean you can always be independent

but chances are that just means you'll be a douche to everybody.

Only to the Legion actually if you do everything right. I went independent and aside from the Legion only the NCR at the very, very end (like right before credits) took issue with me when I denied them Vegas.

Going NCR is actually better at getting more people pop flyin' than going independent, really. They get New Vegas, and the dam, but not really anything else. Freeside stays independent but with really good NCR relations, all the minor towns stay independent, the Followers aren't immediately fucked, only Legion can't come out of it well off and they just die in the desert somewhere but that's still the best option.

What about Primm and Goodsprings? You forgot about the smalltowns and focused on the major players!

Welcome to Democracy

Primm's fate depends on what sheriff you pick, less so than the ending, but if you pick Meyers then it stays independent but with the best possible sheriff. Goodsprings manages to stay independent in the best NCR ending.

The best NCR ending is bodaciously just the NCR holding the dam and the strip, which gives them a lot of funds to help NCR territory and helps them to become much more stable. Everyone else manages to stay independent, but with very good NCR relations.

I remember when I used to have free time. It was great.

I'll have an update this week.

man just quit your job and live at the library with its free wifi

The library has books, too. It's a win-win!