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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:39 pm 
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So you released a mindless killing machine that slaughtered an innocent girl and everyone in town blames her guiltless father.

Are you playing a villain?

No, just an idiot.
Oh snap protagonist burn

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:55 pm 
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You were supposed to update with your page get.

DISAPPOINT DISAPPOINT DISAPPOINT.

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:08 pm 
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EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT PART 2: THE LEAD-UP TO THAT PART WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER

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I bet you were all expecting me to do THAT PART this update.
Well too bad, this is just the lead-up.
Anyway, I go back upstairs and enter the room where 'mummy' was being kept.
There is a diary, which I read, of course.

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It says yesterday was her tenth birthday.
This is important for later, as her birthday is the combination to the safe in Thomas's store.

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For the viewers at home who still haven't managed to piece things together:
That fish-thing was apparently Thomas's wife and Ramona's mother, and Ramona was doomed to become a fish-thing as well.
Humans getting it on with fish-creatures.
I didn't know Innsmouth was that kind of town~

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I go back downstairs and pick up the coloring book.

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A [s]boy's[/s] girl's [s]best friend[/s] worst nightmare is [s]his[/s] her mother (who is a fish-monster), as they always say.
I go back outside so I can head to Thomas's store.

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oh god she's still there
Don't you have anything better to do than standing around looking creepy
Ignoring this...person, I continue down some stairs, into a tunnel that should take me back to the town square.

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Wait where did you come from

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Well no shit

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And with that, she abruptly leaves.
Uh
Okay then, thanks for the help.

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I head down the hallway and come out exactly where I need to be.

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I locate the door for the variety store, unlock it, and enter.

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I
I hope those are pigs.
Suddenly, there is a noise, and I turn.

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I thought everyone knew about Jack by this point.
Apparently not.

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Okay, you people aren't even trying at this point.
I mean really

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She hands me something and runs off.
I am alone with the safe.
OKAY, PUZZLE TIME.
Thomas said in his journal that the combination was his daughter's birthday, which was yesterday.
Using that hint, I went back through Jack's journals, and found the one about taking the case, which he wrote the day before. I take that date, subtract the age of Ramona, (which Thomas's journal mentioned) and get the combination.
I then have to turn the dial lock with the arrow keys, and the safe finally opens.
Unfortunately, I forgot to take screenshots of any of this.
OH WELL.

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So, not the Necronomicon.
I decide to take this opportunity to see if I can read the thing.

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Nope.

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This is what Ruth gave me.
How nice.
Anyway, I get ready to leave the store.

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Good to know, Jack. But I don't think we're going anywhere anytime soon.

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Hrrgblh
SHIFT
After things return to normal, I head to the hotel, because I might as well get some rest.

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What

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Oh god they're on to me
Well, there's nothing I can do at this point.
Might as well get on with this, despite the fact this is obviously a trap of some sort.

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Oh so now you have rooms.
I see how this is.

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GOLLY GEE JACK
THIS SURE IS SWELL

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I suddenly SHIFT again, but this time, I seem to be in the perspective of...
Charlie Gilman.
In the past.
...no, seriously, what?

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Suddenly, there is a voice.

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He leaves.
I also have another SHIFT back to the rooftop view.
Once that ends, I run behind the counter and take the key to that locked door I found earlier.

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This...this is a pretty messy employee lounge.

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Holy shit
That is a heart
I may or may not have seen this earlier in a SHIFT that happened so suddenly I didn't get a shot of it, but still
That is just gruesome
There is also a diary and some shotgun shells, which I take.
I also read the diary.

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That is dark
With Jack's sanity slowly slipping, I head back out into the lobby.

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He shows up shortly after I shut the door.

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He opens the door, and-

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Huh.
It transported me right to my room when he opened the door.
Normally I have to walk everywhere, but if the game-

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Wait Mr. Gilman what are you doing
I don't know you well enough for that
I know Innsmouth is pretty crazy, but-

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HOLY SHIT

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Suddenly, everything stops just as abruptly as it started.
Butcher knife, terrifying music, Gilman, everything.
God, I hate these insight shifts, or whatever they really are.

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And with that, Jack drifts off into sleep.

Next time, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR GOD daisies LIFE

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:12 am 
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Can't wait. I had forgotten about the journal and that hallucination.

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:45 am 
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Oh this is getting interesting.

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:50 am 
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Well this is going to get real bad real fast.

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:52 pm 
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This is spiraling down fast

like holy shit

I want to know how this continues, even though this is already getting reeeaaaaaaally horrible

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:18 pm 
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How bad can it get!? You just started and you're already dealing with a town of sociopaths and an Old ones worshiping cult hot on your booty!

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:26 pm 
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Blitz, it's a game that bodaciously has Cthulhu in its name

OBVIOUSLY OLD GODS ARE INVOLVED

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
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Weren't references to them spoilered at first? shit, nevermind, brainfart.

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:36 pm 
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Bumping with filler because update later today because I finished Arkham City

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
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Bumping for update!

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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Something Smells Fishy: A Call of Cthulhu LP
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:40 pm 
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