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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:37 pm 
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okay so i was playing crackdown 2 with a friend on Xbawks Live and i get this achievement for running over 5 guys with a powerslide in car. and I just kept getting the achievement over and over and over again. The achievement got annoying popping up every 2 seconds, so I turned notifications off. We kept playing for a good 30 minutes or so when i checked my account and it said I got the achievement like 500 times and my gamerscore and grown by about 20,000 points. I tried reseting it but i still get the achievement every 2 seconds. Now I am trying to recover my profile. hope its stops this madness.
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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:44 pm 
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That's an awesome glitch.

I had a glitch in Assassin's creed where the tailcoat things of Altair's Assassin clothes somehow got stuck inside his body and stretched infinitely into space. Not even after dying did it go back to normal.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:45 pm 
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One time in GTA 4 Niko kept pulling out his phone every time I tried to get into a car. Very confusing.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:48 pm 
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If you pull out your phone camera while in a car, no matter what speed you're going, you'll stop immediately.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:32 pm 
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MY CAWZIN NIKO, WE ARE GOINGK TO HIT THAT BUILDING!

Calm down, Roman.

*flips open phone, turns camera on*

See, we're fine.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:25 pm 
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sometimes when i call press to call people on my shitty criket phone it resets!!! isnt that awesome!!
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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:26 pm 
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I suppose everyone knows how very buggy Bloodlines is (but man do I love the shit out of it).
Once my Malkavian's coat got stuck through his body in a cutscene. It looks like it fucked up his spine because how weirdly he walked.
Then there's the one time all computers in Ground Zero turned into red stepladders.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:29 pm 
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Kira87 wrote:
sometimes when i call press to call people on my shitty criket phone it resets!!! isnt that awesome!!
its not


Better than my phone. It turns off anytime you put too much pressure on it.

And by too much I mean holding it. Or setting it down. Or putting it in your pocket. Or tapping the buttons firmly.

Hmm. Glitches. Well one I remember was playing Cel Damage in the Western level. Was driving around, went over a small embankment, and one of the computers who had been hiding out of sight loosed a harpoon into my car which carried me to the sky. Normally you get pinned on the sky then blow up, but for some reason I just kept flying into oblivion. Didn't stop until the match was over.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:21 am 
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PIKMIN GLITCHES


use one of the blowhogs to blow either pikmin or the captain of your choice onto the walls were you shouldn't be able to get to

Make an enemy who is carrying a treasure walk of a cliff and the treasure will magically spawn on the other side of the cliff

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:49 am 
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Gentlemen, this.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:06 am 
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heh lol when i made this topic i never thought it would get so much so quickly, im so awesome XD


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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:17 am 
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Make an enemy who is carrying a treasure walk of a cliff and the treasure will magically spawn on the other side of the cliff

That's not a bug, it's to avoid making treasures lost forever

My favourite glitches are probably the speedrunning ones in Super Metroid (BTW my record is 2:45)

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:02 am 
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Madican wrote:
Kira87 wrote:
sometimes when i call press to call people on my shitty criket phone it resets!!! isnt that awesome!!
its not


Better than my phone. It turns off anytime you put too much pressure on it.

And by too much I mean holding it. Or setting it down. Or putting it in your pocket. Or tapping the buttons firmly.


Haha, that's like the opposite of my phone. I sometimes play soccer with it, the thing is indestructable. Cheap phones ftw!


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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:34 am 
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In AC 2 when you are in the real world escaping i killed someone, the first person i got to. We spun, and spun, and spun. When it finally stopped I was on the ceiling FAR away. Oh physic glitches.

Also in Crackdown 2 i had a friend use the rocket boots to go through the chimney type thing to land in the toilet and take an explosive rubber ducky. I used a helicopter. I wanted to see what happened when i tried to drive the helicopter into the hole. I crashed, it fell. I warned my friend of the flaming death about to hit him in the head(a bit late for my own amusement) and laughed as his corpse got crushed by it. His body flew to another island, and not any island, but the last/most difficult island in the game.

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 Post subject: Re: Glitches
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:52 am 
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Turok on the GameCube.

In one of the rooms you had to kill all the enemies to progress, so I did, and the doors opened - but I_couldn't_actually_walk_through_the_doors - even though they were wide open.

Turned out I had to destroy the spawning platforms to be able to walk through the doors, but there was no way of knowing this.

The entire game was generally shoddy though - when you aimed above a certain height when zoom targeting the reticule shot right up - and it just so happened the majority of things you had shoot while zooming where at that height.

Just bad.

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