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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videgames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:52 am 
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I am at a complete loss for the majority of these.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videgames in one sentence.
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Sam & Max was right.

A really, really easy one:
At the end you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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Half life episode 1?

A mercenary with a violent past escorts a blessed cleric on her quest to cleanse the world of an evil god, piece by piece.

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Plumbers in spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Of course real warfare is turn-based too.

Pocket-sized robots which fight - but not the custom variety.

Who new animals could fly state-of-the-art assault spacecraft and save the universe?

It's racing, Douglas - but not as we know it (no wheels).

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Bitter rivals take a break from beating the shit out of each other so they can fill their swimsuits with Jell-O, go to a beach, play beach volleyball and do suggestive things.
A well-loved character is sent to a land filled with mistakes, failed ideas, and music that will make you shit your pants.

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Plumbers in spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Of course real warfare is turn-based too.

Pocket-sized robots which fight - but not the custom variety.

Who new animals could fly state-of-the-art assault spacecraft and save the universe?

It's racing, Douglas - but not as we know it (no wheels).


Super Mario Galaxy

Advance Wars

Metabots..? Shit.

Star Fox

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Wipeout for the last one?

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Bitter rivals take a break from beating the shit out of each other so they can fill their swimsuits with Jell-O, go to a beach, play beach volleyball and do suggestive things.
A well-loved character is sent to a land filled with mistakes, failed ideas, and music that will make you shit your pants.


Dead or alive eXtreme Beach Volleyball.

Uhm, no idea. It sounds awesome though.

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Bitter rivals take a break from beating the shit out of each other so they can fill their swimsuits with Jell-O, go to a beach, play beach volleyball and do suggestive things.
A well-loved character is sent to a land filled with mistakes, failed ideas, and music that will make you shit your pants.


that dead or alive volleyball game I don't know what it's called.
and probably every fangame ever made.


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last one is epic mickey guys
I am Disapoint

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Bitter rivals take a break from beating the shit out of each other so they can fill their swimsuits with Jell-O, go to a beach, play beach volleyball and do suggestive things.
A well-loved character is sent to a land filled with mistakes, failed ideas, and music that will make you shit your pants.

Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball (as everyone has already said)
And... Is it Epic Mickey? I remember you talking about Clock Tower music being terrifying Tank music...

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A small bird creates music by running across pieces of string on poles.

"Ivy the Kiwi?"?

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Hold back a wave of evil with various weapons long enough to charge the totems and teleport to the next planet!

(Do flash games count?)

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