AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Go play. Oh go on, you aren't doing anything important.

If you went to high school, you probably knew an emo girl, who probably had a sketchbook full of pictures of people killing themselves and weird poetry. This is that sketchbook, only it's a game.

That description is absolutely not appealing in any way.

Also there is fun shooty action (if you're having trouble, press backspace) and it has really good atmosphere. Sorry, those two elements are kind of important.

That discrpition made me giggle.. Does that make me a bad person?
Also, i played the game for like an hour, then pressed escape assuming that would bring up a menu.. Then it shut down the game. First AFTER did i find out that you save by pressing F5. Other than that, it's an interresting game. And so was suteF. Though the i lagged in levels that had too many lasers.

Been playing VVVVVV.

...veni vidi vici...
I want to cry

Even worse, it was within thirty minutes of starting the game

I gave up after an hour and twenty minutes of it

So I just played Pathos, and wow, I regret it. That was pathetic. Uninteresting and pretentious.



That's a direct quote from their site describing the game. Seriously, what the hell? You can't tell me that I am certainly going to learn something about myself. That's not how it works, fellas. You can't make an objective, universally enlightening game.

You can't say that Spoony.
You can't say that when HALO has already been invented!

Halo 2 was a choice in that Smithsonian Art thing. I was mad.

Amazing advertising right here I'm dying to play this game now

Apparently I got worked up enough about it to write a thousand shitty words about it.

I honestly thought Shadowboy at the end was going to be a nice guy. I thought that my job as the player was to guide the boy past his fears, to show him that, even when you feel like quitting and giving up, you have to keep pushing forward. And I thought that, when Shadowboy was slowly moving towards the boy at the end, he was going to take him home back to his bed.

I guess I'm not very good at games.

That would have been a far, far more fulfilling experience. You are better at games that the guy who made this one.