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I want to play this game, but woes I am a PCfag.

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This game is good.

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Yes, I'm surprised at how good this game is

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I hate that bears, cougars and boars can sneak up on you so easily. It makes sense for cougars since they're natural-born hunters like that, but bears and razorbacks? Seriously?

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I hate it when cougars leap at your horse and kill it in one hit and then you are stranded out there for a little bit.

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ive never had a cougar attack my horse, he just goes for me the cockbites

also wtf was so hard about the meleeing 5 wolves, just shoot some of them and melee like 3 of them at a time and your fine

have yet to find bear, must progress more

also leoj, you can use your campfire to fast travel if your stuck somewhere

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Oh my God the bears let me tell you a story about the bears.

My friend and I were were up north in the Tall Trees area, meandering through the snowy forest. Needless to say, we were looking for bears.

I suddenly hear what sounds like my friend suffering a heart attack through my microphone so I turn and see a fucking bear charging us. No warning. No sound.

My friend said he moved the camera around to look at his character's face and he caught glimpse of a bear behind him, like some twisted Western horror movie.

This happened twice.

Stealth. Bears.

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WHAT IS THE WORLD COMMING TO?

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Idk how, but the bears always sneak up on me, and usually in packs...

Just about every time, one knocks me over and than the other comes in and rapes me to death...

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ive never had a cougar attack my horse, he just goes for me the cockbites

also wtf was so hard about the meleeing 5 wolves, just shoot some of them and melee like 3 of them at a time and your fine

have yet to find bear, must progress more

also leoj, you can use your campfire to fast travel if your stuck somewhere


I know but still if you had a special horse...

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Skinning a bear should aggro every bears in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually skinning their best friend.

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iamthelordhitman wrote:
ive never had a cougar attack my horse, he just goes for me the cockbites

also wtf was so hard about the meleeing 5 wolves, just shoot some of them and melee like 3 of them at a time and your fine

have yet to find bear, must progress more

also leoj, you can use your campfire to fast travel if your stuck somewhere


I know but still if you had a special horse...

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Skinning a bear should aggro every bears in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually skinning their best friend.


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The Deeds are permanent?

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Yup, they stay in your inventory

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I got the achievement for not switchin horses for 20 missions. That was bout 1/3rd the way thru mexico


And now I can't wait for the bears

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