AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Y'all bitches need to stop whining.


I like this too, Malum.

Same here

It's just an eeevee instead of a pikachu. It doesn't make much of a difference. It's probably going to make the game harder anyway.

Everyone hates pikachu (although, I admit, it would have been awesome to watch it die).

Red's Pikachu in the manga is awesome though.

So much better than Ash's from the anime.

If only you could've gone with a Bidoof from the start instead.

So, thing is, Photobucket's acting up and only gave me some of my pictures. Long story short, I beat Jack's Pikachu, he said he must've picked the wrong one ironically, I named Eevee Zoosmell because Zoosmell won the poll, and then I started grinding.

Wooo, level 7!

So, you don't have a name or anything? Just...you work at a Poke Mart?

He gives me a potion anyway. That's cool, I hate using Potionshop.

I decide that this is a safe enough level, so I don't end up OHKOing the first Pokemon I can catch.

Got some sand in your eyes!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

There's some grass over there. MUST REACH

Or leave them to die in your RIP box
Pokemon Center

Free healthcare ftw

Uh, what's that supposed to mean?

I head into the PokeMart to pick up some Pogeyballs.

Oh hell no. I'm not going back there.

No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.

Okay, fiiiine. To PALLET TOWN!

This screenshot means I'm halfway there.

And now I'm here.

That voice. No, that voice.

NOOO IT'S YOU AGAAAAAAAIN

He gives me a Pokedex.


I IZ IN UR LAB
FUFFILING UR DESTINY

No, you really should leave it to him. I have to do the Nuzlocke challenge and stuff so I can't catch everything.

He runs away again, no doubt to Derse.

No, he asked me to fufill his dreams.

She gives me a tour of town.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

And by that, I meant she gave me a town map.
Well, let's check this thing out.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003585

Back to Viridian City. Amazingly, I didn't run into any Pokemon on the way here.

I buy some pogey balls.

Hey guys. I'm in a new route. Jeez, I might have to check this map a lot. Otherwise, I think I'll just have to guess where a new area begins by when the color changes. Dosen't always do that, though.

AUGH MY PANTS ARE DOWN WTF

Anyone here?

THE ANSWER IS YES

It's...a Spearow! Cool, but I kind of wanted a Mankey.
Well, I kind of NEED a Mankey, or something that's even remotely good against rocktypes.

Awesome, it already has a STAB move.

WOO! CAUGHT MY FIRST POKEMON!
Pokedex entry is lame, not showing it.

Well, this Spearow is clearly going to be named...

Here lies a Double (triple?) post that I could not delete

Name it "GOINGTODIE"!



What, not everything has to be a direct unfunny reference to Homestuck!


(Seriously, referencing something directly doesn't make good entertainments)

Name it Queerow.

If only I was any good at nicknaming these critters. I usually don't nickname my Cockfighting Society because I either just don't know a cool nickname for them, or because I just simply forget.

I'm going to take a shot at it anyway and suggest you call him jizz.

What eveelution will yours be?

The dead type

Zombeon

get a jynx

name it lady gaga