AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This could be a glitch, but in Mass Effect, Shepard's armor started glowing strange colors for a while.

I love how every time you do anything in the first Mass Effect, it takes like seven seconds for the textures to render.

Playing Street Fighter IV, and Chun-Li got the most intense cunt punch by Blanka possible.

Most painful finishing move ever.

i was playing spore in creature mode and i heard a loud noise i looked up and there was an armada of giant space ships that looked like penesis fighting an armada of ships that looked like cloud strife from ff7 it was the most epic battle anyone has ever seen.

In TF2, some guy was spamming heavy at the circus FOR THE LONGEST TIME. DEAR GOD I WAS LAUGHING FOR A LONG TIME.

I ran myself over with my own Warthog.

your own care packages hitting a slope and then killing you
then someone else takes it
and it was an Attack Helicopter
ffffffffff

I'm not sure if this really fits here (Which I guess is pretty weird since I made the thread), but there was another funny thing that once happened to me when playing Warcraft. I had joined a random dungeon. The tank (who was a DK) was downright horrible. As in, I have never ever seen a tank do a worse job than him.

After we all wiped several times (IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF ROOMS, NO LESS) he mentioned something about how he only needed one more level for a certain talent. A talent that was not, in fact, part of the specialization used for tanking as a DK. Someone pointed this out to him, and asked why he tried to tank while having that specialization. Was it because he had duel spec and simply because he wanted that talent for his other spec? Was it simply because he didn't know what he was doing? No. He was perfectly aware that his spec was not supposed to tank. The reason he queued as tank was because tanks queue faster and he didn't feel like waiting.

If I took Warcraft really seriously, I would probably have raged, but I don't, so I just laughed and left the group.

I was playing death aboard on L4D with some mates, and we got to an area where there is this little room with two doors on each side leading out side. So we opened one of the doors to continue on, but there was a witch of a ledge, someone startled her and she ran for us, but it took her a whole minute to climb the foot high ledge. afterwards, she was running for us so three of us ran inside [s]abandoning[/s] leaving the forth guy to stall the witch. suddenly he says "wait, she is going away!", we went out and saw the witch climbing on top of the room and just running away. we would try and kill her but then a smoker and a boomer hit us so we were occupied. so we killed the smoker and ran back in all full of bile. so we see commonms breaking down the door (not the one with the witch from before), we started shooting then from the hole, intill I noticed that the one of the zombies wasn't slamming the door, but clawing it. I screamed "OH SHIT LOOK OUT" as the witch came through the door and nailed one of us to the floor.

We killed her, but it was crazy.

A dark summers night on City Folk, I stumbled across a tarantula. Preparing to run for my tiny little life, I noted that the eight legged fiend was actually walking away from me, so I lead him over a cliff and as an experiment, pulled out my net.

Watching the little bugger try to reach me was the funniest thing I ever saw in that game.

The tarantula now sits in a cage next to my television.

I was playing TF2 as a Demomanon on 2fort. Heavy-medic combo comes into the courtyard. I fire a crit pipe bomb at the medic right before he pops his uber. The result is the pipe bomb ricocheting off the medic and killing a cloaked spy.

in all honesty it wasn't as silly as it looked, but me and another pyro were underwater on 2fort today, him with an axe and me with a homewrecker, just randomly swinging at each other. oh yeah, and I won.

also I was soldier and there was a scout trying to cap our intelligence. as soon as the bonk wore off, like bodaciously maybe a second after, I hit him with a rocket and he exploded. fun times.

This happened to me yesterday on a LAN game of Day of Defeat at school.

One guy threw a grenade, it was supposed to explode earlier, instead exploded and wiped out half the Allied side, including myself.

We all WTFed.

This wasn't me but my friend Headbutted a tree during the evening in HeartGold and a Girafarig fell out.

A squat elephant hit a tree with its head and a giraffe fell out. A sleeping giraffe fell out.