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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:33 pm 
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Through all of Dark Souls, no boss has killed me more than Taurus Demon. Not a fucking one.

Every time I step onto that bridge I die a little inside.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:35 pm 
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Really? I thought he was easy. The Capra Demon though...screw the Capra Demon.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:37 pm 
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Taurus Demon, you mean the one you Link drop-stab in the face? He's the easiest one.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:43 pm 
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I think the Gaping Dragon is the easiest so far. Taurus Demon would be a close second.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:49 pm 
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Taurus Demon, you mean the one you Link drop-stab in the face? He's the easiest one.


No, he's the one on the bridge.

I mean you can still drop stab him, and that's the easiest way to beat him, but if you don't know where the very well hidden ladder is then he's a fucking nightmare.

The only other boss I have ever died more than two times on was Vagina Dragon From The Deep, and that was because it was just giant and I needed to rework my gear for ninja roll.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:21 pm 
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Romeo Guildenstern from Vagrant Story. I've never managed to beat him.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:02 pm 
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Those stupid cave coeurls in The Last Story.

You know, those three level 40 ones that block the way to a secret item to get Callista's best gear.

And despite being level 40, doing the damage of a monster twice that strong. And taking even less damage than that.


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The Ozzie-Flea-Slash trio in one of the Chrono Trigger sidequests. They utterly destroyed me the first time I got to them. I had to drastically rethink my strategy for fighting them after that.

Also, pretty much every Champion in any Cockfighting Society game. Cynthia was especially bad. She trounced me once and I didn't try again for at least 6 months. Of course, I was also ten and had no idea what grinding was, so that might have had something to do with it.


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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
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Durumu the Forgotten

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:49 pm 
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Galaxy Man wrote:
Madican wrote:
Taurus Demon, you mean the one you Link drop-stab in the face? He's the easiest one.


No, he's the one on the bridge.

I mean you can still drop stab him, and that's the easiest way to beat him, but if you don't know where the very well hidden ladder is then he's a fucking nightmare.

The only other boss I have ever died more than two times on was Vagina Dragon From The Deep, and that was because it was just giant and I needed to rework my gear for ninja roll.


I nailed that guy on the first try using that ladder. The fellas with bows make it really obvious what to do.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:37 am 
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Depending on the difficulty level, Pit's Body from Kid Icarus: Uprising.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
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How about Lorithia from Xenoblade Chronicles? That fight was ridiculous.

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 1:17 pm 
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THIS BITCH.
THIS BASTARD.
THIS LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLE.
JASPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
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Lord Retardus wrote:
Depending on the difficulty level, Pit's Body from Kid Icarus: Uprising.

Are you kidding
Pit's Body is stupidly easy

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 Post subject: Re: That one Boss
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TerraChimaera wrote:
Lord Retardus wrote:
Depending on the difficulty level, Pit's Body from Kid Icarus: Uprising.

Are you kidding
Pit's Body is stupidly easy


Magnus' stupid dash attack made getting through the actual level a real pain in the booty.

Just wait until you get to Hades' heart


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