AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I still haven't beaten Beast Bass in game six, because that is how hard he is.

thats like saying GH3 is one of the hardest games because i can't beat through the fire and the flames, or rockband because i can't drum next to you
Edit: i mean the song by the police, im not trying to say anything like you smell so bad i can't be near you

Odin Sphere.

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Yeah it's fun but THE SORCERERS ARE CHEAP-booty WIMPS THAT TELEPORT WHENEVER YOU HIT THEM. IT'S LIKE HAVING 40 MIDBOSS MONSTERS ON ONE SCREEN. WITH SUMMONS. CURSE YOU TITANIA CAPITAAAAAAAAL!

Also, they have the appearance of stinky old men in robes with little cut-out stars and moons hanging from the sleeves. Long nose and huge beard included. Did I forget to mention that they were ruthless, evil, and greedy? They captured a (good) dragon! At least Belial freaking ate one of them as his last meal.

Fixed :awesome:

Anything on the NES that isn't Kirby's Adventure.

Seriously.

1.Pick your favorite Nintendo franchise (besides Kirby, of course).
2.Play the original on the NES.
3.Complain about the poor control, strange enemy AI, and boring level design
4.Conclude that the later games are much much better
5.????
6.DEFECIT!!!

Right now, I'm trying to play the original Metroid on Virtual Console. I'm stuck, and I think the next place I need to go is somewhere in this confusing area where every room you enter looks exactly the same at first, and is full of infinitely regenerating enemies, and it just goes in a circle and I don't know where the fuck to go and yeah.

Can someone just tell me where I'm supposed to go after getting the Morph Ball Bombs?

EDIT: I used Gamefaqs. I'm a terrible person.

Soul Calibur Legends=Wii

Don't ask me why I bought it. The franchise was interesting. The controls were fine, and the characters on it were coolz, but I got stuck at double-teaming old places. Siegfried dies every time because of those freaking big boulders which are a bitch to evade, and there was a lot of them on the level. One boulder practically took half my life. AND HE CAME ALONE. There was an Alt path, but the characters used on those levels were very low levels. END OF STORY

This would be the second time you've failed, Phat. :awesome:

I quit Pokemon after Ruby because it got too repetitive and I no longer found fun in it. Also, I have caught Abras, thank you.

Donkey Kong on Commodore 64.

Of course, I was pretty young then, but man... that game owned me until a few years ago when I had to dig up that old piece of junk.

Mario's down-taunt in Brawl made me laugh and cry at the same time when I first saw it

deadly towers

Ninja Plez :awesome:

Also:
Super Metroid, Impossible. You can't win.

You suck booty. Seriously. I mean, what the fuck??

On the other hand, it's entirely reasonable to think that you can't beat this speedrun of Super Metroid, which you must watch if you're any decent human being ("Decent" and "Human" being optional).

Advance Wars:Days of Ruin is not an easy game. Believe me, it's fun like the old ones, except that in one level, you face a freakin' omega bomber that you have to evade. The enemy is a little girl named Penny, who has freakin cheddar to buy backup War Tanks, somethings as powerful as megatanks in Dual Strike, and she has super powaful antiair units that pwn my aerial units when I try to get near them! I still can't beat her, or at least I haven't tried due to that I might get pwned again.

I'm talking about the impossible hack for the emulator version of Super Metroid. Super Metroid Impossible. Have fun with it, cause I've not been

A taste for those who are man enough. Good luck getting the morph ball.

What's with the comma??

And that isn't a game. You might as well could say "modification that makes X physically impossible is the hardest gaem ever!!". Something like FBI Hostage Rescue would be acceptable, though. (sorry, couldn't find better link)