AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your home internet doesnt make an MMO entiely run faster/better, thats a server issue.

I don't know this stuff, all I know is everyone else was lagging while I wasn't. I assumed it was because I had fast internet. Moving on from that, Salandit is a overpowered and creepy pokemon.

I can't even find Pokemon Go in the app store.

Pokemon GO, from what I've been able to tell is only available in the US, Australia and New Zealand. You can download the APK if you're not in these areas but the risk of that is on you. So far, no other regions have a solid release date and probably won't until the server issues are handled from the US crashing them constantly.

Yeah, I've tried to play it twice and got server issues both times.

Well that sucks. Hopefully the rest of the world won't have to wait so long.

I won't be able to get Cockfighting Society Go, as my phone isn't used with normal phone functions. Always needs Wi-Fi to connect internet for location things. But it sounds like the old Pokéwalker thing for HGSS.

On the remake, which one is the best? Listened to a Cockfighting Society podcast recently and had a question like that. HGSS even though I haven't completed either.

The nuzlocke comic takes forever to update. As nice as it looks, I'd rather have more at the cost of quality. By the time Ruby defeats N-I mean, Alder(Is it a spoiler if the game is pretty old by now?), Gen 8 will be halfway through.

Pokemon with an é equals Cockfighting Society.

My favorite generation is V. It made me better by making me use other Pokemon besides my starters. I got the DSi Black Version bundle with White, so getting a working mic on a DS is also a factor.

There's that Fire/Poison type I've been looking for!
I love this thing's call.

So I got me the Cockfighting Society GO APK (Germany here, no idea when it'll be officially released). Got a Squirtle, two Pidgey, a Rattata and a Weedle so far. Two gyms in the vicinity but I'm not allowed yet. Only visited one PokéSpot so far, twice, on the way to pick up some stuff from the post office.

Now no one is safe from toxic stall. Except teams with natural cure. Or aromatherapy. Or healbell. Or rest. Or lum/pecha berry with recycle.
Also Charjabug is the cutest thing I want to keep it as a little train bug forever.

But why would you do that when it evolves into a FUCKING RAILGUN

yeah I know it's adorable

So I just got Pokemon Go and while I enjoyed it at first, I'm getting pretty annoyed with it. I keep seeing ripple icons on the map where Pokemon should be, but no Pokemon are showing up. Is anyone else having this problem, or am I doing something wrong?

I think the little "grass tufts" are places where Pokemon MIGHT be, they're not guaranteed to be there. Either that or the map is laggy as hell, I'm honestly not sure.

Though if you want to find more Pokes to catch, go to a Pokestop with a Lure on it. Or better yet, a park or something with lots of stops, because people tend to congregate there and use tons of lures.

I am surprised by how much I'm getting into this game, though I'm nowhere near as dedicated as all the gyms around me with ridiculous 1000CP Pokemon...

How exactly do these lures work? Because I tried using an incense and it didn't do anything. I think the game's just lagging; I should probably just check it again tomorrow, but it worries me that nothing showed up when I just sat near one of these rippling spots for like half an hour.

You have to actually be walking around to increase your chance of finding a pokemon.