AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So, Pokemon Stores and Centers in Japan will be distributing Simisears for the sole reason of them losing the Pokemon Election by virtue of having the lowest vote count.

Er, shouldn't they supposed to be giving Greninjas as they've won it by ranking first?

Simisear needs all the help it can get after the savage thrashing it just received

When someone asks me which game I'm getting, I say, "Yes, on a New Nintendo 3DS XL."

Both look awesome. And we have the basics, too.
Starters? Check!
Cover Legendaries? Check!
Bird, Bug, and Rodent? Check, Check, and Check!

Speaking of Yungoos, everyone says its hair (coincidently) looks like Donald Trump's. I think it looks more like a combo between Trump and Bieber.

Hey guys, did you hear about the new space-themed Pokèmon game that are comin out?
Diamond and Pearl are going to be awesome!

It's still funny how everyone was against Froakie, and then Greninja comes on up and immediately everyone goes for the frog. Kind of reminds me of Oshawott in a way, probably half the reason I'm going for Popplio in the Sun.

I really liked Froakie's design to begin with. I honestly have strong dislike towards Popplio's, which is why I'm not going for it.
I think it's the whiskers. I bet it's the whiskers.

I went with Chespin, but only because I had chosen the fire or water starter before.
I will try and get both games, and a New Nintendo 3DS XL to enjoy the games. That way, I can trade to get all three starters and the exclusive Pokèmon.

Rowlet looks like a lot of fun, and is the first starter since the series began with a dual typing right off the bat.

Litten being based off of dryer lint and a cat seems to be a unique direction compared to other fire starters.

Popplio seems to be the oddball of the group. But I still want to choose it because of some unknown reason.

So yeah, I will get all three starters.

Mudkip seys. "The starters are a bird from a casino, a cat fished out of a dryer, and a sea lion from the circus."

I'm seeking a Snivy that has Contrary as a hidden ability. Anyone got one to spare, please?

I here this and I think "Smugleaf." Any objections?

No objections. I mean, I just got a Riolu with it's HA, HJK, Crunch, Bullet Punch and Blaze Kick. I'm accepting either a HA Snivy or a HA Chandelure, by now.

Lucky you! I have got nothing. Like, nothing. Some Pokèmon are stuck in Black Version 'cuz I can't afford Pokèmon Bank. Some in Black 2. Not worth mentioning.

Doesn't Pokemon Bank offer a trial period?

It did when it first came out. I don't know if that's still the case.

It's only five dollars, anyway.

SHITS AND FUCKS!!! Cockfighting Society LEAKED!!! DONT KNOW HOW TO ADD LINKS BUT THE TRUH IS REAL!!!


TOTALLY CALLING GRUBIN EVOLVING INTO THE GREEN TRASH BOX AND TEN INTO THE DRAGONFLY WITH SCISSOR JAW. HURRAY FOR STAYING UP LATE INTO THE MORNING CUZ THATS WHEN THE LEAKS DROP!!

Edit: Pokemon spelt correctly apparently translates into Cockfighting Society.

Good Arceus... Went little overboard on hype energy...

I accidentally hype train. Is... Is this bad?

Here they are, now official.



I like them all.