AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Tue Feb 03, 2026 5:18 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 640 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 ... 43  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:27 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:23 pm
Posts: 1507
Location: Land of Mormons and Mountains
HisanTakura wrote:
It's like Half-Life 2 only you've got a motherfucking sweet booty Time Travel suit and you can freeze time and shit, and go into bullet time and down about 7 bad guys with 6 shots from a shotgun, oh and you have no idea who you are.


I want to say... Singularity or Time Shift?

_________________
Near-death Counter: 5


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:27 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 9:28 pm
Posts: 1887
Location: Gettin wasted with Myk
Congrats, TimeShift.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:23 pm
Posts: 1507
Location: Land of Mormons and Mountains
Beat up various annoying robots while collecting golden cooking utensils.

_________________
Near-death Counter: 5


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:39 am
Posts: 3603
Location: CONNIE SAYS ᴊᴇsᴜs WAS A WOMAN
Run around beating up punks while you collect their bounty to use to buy a frying pan and baseball bat so you can destroy a fetus with the power of prayer

_________________
Twitter|GoodReads|Steam


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:50 am 
Offline
sugoi ranger
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:02 pm
Posts: 10321
Location: lost
somepartsareme wrote:
Run around beating up punks while you collect their bounty to use to buy a frying pan and baseball bat so you can destroy a fetus with the power of prayer

Earthbound.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:16 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:41 am
Posts: 6616
Location: we're all somewhere, man
Track down an anti-human terrorist while trying to get the space government to believe that everyone will die if they don't take measures against robot space octopi.

_________________
Image
^it's a tumblr link oh geez^
oh man is this a steam profile


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:03 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 9:28 pm
Posts: 1887
Location: Gettin wasted with Myk
Mass Effect


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:14 pm 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
Command a little man who scurries around getting things done during the day but scurries back to shelter at night when all the monsters come out.

_________________
Stuff goes here later.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:53 pm
Posts: 1435
Location: Rennes le Chateau
Madican wrote:
Command a little man who scurries around getting things done during the day but scurries back to shelter at night when all the monsters come out.

Mincraft?

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:28 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:10 pm
Posts: 11288
Location: Land of Beer and Sausage
Get thrown into a prison colony, smoke weed, then banish an eldritch abomination.

_________________
Image

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 6:05 pm 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
Taxicab Samurai wrote:
Madican wrote:
Command a little man who scurries around getting things done during the day but scurries back to shelter at night when all the monsters come out.

Mincraft?


Pikmin.

_________________
Stuff goes here later.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:26 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:24 pm
Posts: 49
A disgruntled young man takes to a life of crime, and commits several car thefts.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:10 pm
Posts: 11288
Location: Land of Beer and Sausage
GTA... any GTA actually.

_________________
Image

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:42 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:01 pm
Posts: 5574
Location: The jerk store
Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibility and leveraging profitability toward exceeding by empowering our employees to pu clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:39 am
Posts: 3603
Location: CONNIE SAYS ᴊᴇsᴜs WAS A WOMAN
Kira87 wrote:
Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibility and leveraging profitability toward exceeding by empowering our employees to pu clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.


Image

_________________
Twitter|GoodReads|Steam


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 640 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 ... 43  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group