AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's perfect, that will give me a real jump on my breeding. I forget, what's your IGN again?

Tamat.

Things that are bullshit: the breeding chain nonsense I have to go through to give Noibat Switcheroo

I don't know if Zangoose can be found outside of hordes of Y, but I haven't found one, and every horde I find there's always four Seviper that are just givin' it to the poor guy so I can't catch him

Zangoose is only in hordes in Y. If you don't want to trade for it, you can always...

... use a Cockfighting Society with Heal Pulse. Ralts learns it fairly low level. Audino learns it too, but I think it's high level there. If you're lucky, you can keep it alive long enough for a chance at catching it.

Kamak, I think your female charmander is magical. She's given me four female babies out of ten so far.

Edit: So I trounced some kid with a mostly dragon team in a battle and then he wanted to trade with me. He started by offering a level 51 leafeon, then a level 86 meowstic. I rejected both offers cause no, I don't want your training leftovers. Then he offered me a level 15 zubat for one of my baby charmanders. Sorry buddy, I don't want your freshly caught bat-plague for my carefully bred, good-natured level 1 charmander.

When I was catching my seviper, I used trick-or-treat on it so the zangoose couldn't hurt it as bad. I don't think that would work the other way around though since they know bite. So, is there a ghost move that hits all enemies? Or maybe just enter battle with a pokemon that knows wrap/bite/imprison?

I bred

a 31/31/31/31/31/31 Noibat

my life is incredible I cannot believe what has just transpired

At least it's a bit easier now that either parent can pass down egg moves.

still requires the mom being the Pokemon you're trying to pass to, but at least you don't have to worry about getting the right nature and IV's through crossbreeding on female only species.

Also, so far I've found one perfect huge pumpkaboo in my breeding scraps. Hoping to get a female for a breeding pair, then maybe send them to a foreign save file, breed for a perfect male, and have the best amorphous egg group dad ever.

I petted my eevee until its fur came out and yet it still only has one heart.

This is just crying out to be a signature.

You have to do other things than just pet it. It's really easy to get a pokemon's affection up.

Skeleton I swear I have been waiting to replace my old sig for who knows how long.
Finally I have found something of equal or greater quality.

Once there's no hearts coming out from petting anymore, feed it until it doesn't want anything anymore. Then play a game a few times.
Repeat.

i've found doing each activity, in that order, 5 times each to be optimal
You can "cheese" the game part by playing unlimited Head-it and just losing (or get to 50 points for better puffs)

Aw yeah, bred my five IV Slurpuff, team is all bred

I am a bit unsure as to what EV spread I want to use for it. It's running Wish/Belly Drum/Return/Play Rough and it needs some bulk but I'm not sure how much.