AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ages = four years

Man, you remember when Lady Gaga first really hit popularity?

What a crazy time that was.

I just checked and I can only get an Absolite after beating the game or convincing someone to trade me a mon with it on them? Seriously?

Yup, you get it from your rival in the post-game.

I think the only ones you get during the main game are Blazikenite, the Kanto Starter stones, Gengarite, Abomosite, Ampharosite, and Aerodactite.

I wish you could get it sometime earlier through another method (aside from trade of course).

Just did 32 wonder trades and only got 3 things that could be considered good. HA Crawdaunt with Max HP/SpD IVs, Timid Staryu (No max IVs) and HA Modest Whismur Max HP/Atk/SpA/SpD/Spe IVs. The Whismur seems very interesting as Exploud gets HA Scrappy as well as Boomburst.

Yeah, I have no Pokemon that can learn Ground-type moves naturally and I don't have any TMs for Earthquake or the like. Luckily, my Luxio paralyzed Skuntank with Spark and then followed up with a crit and I love her forever.

Current team is Monferno, Crobat, Beautifly, Luxio, Psyduck, and an HM Slave Bidoof.

Marc this is super important. Where did you get a Shinx from and whose dick do I have to suck to get one too?

Isn't he doing a plat nuzlocke?

Herp, I'm blind.
But still if someone can get me a Shinx in X/Y that would be super special awesome.

I think it's only avalible once Bank is out


Once I get X I'mma do all kinda shizz, like Wonderlocke and fudge
...once I get X

Dang it, we could have left him in suspense.

Anyway, Beautifly died....oh no..... But I managed to get a Gible on my first encounter in Wayward Cave! Just barely managed to catch it, so now I have Princess the Gible.