AWKWARD ZOMBIE

well Morgan starts off as the base class of the character you paired them with. My Morgan was a Dark Mage thanks to Tharja so yay Nosferatu!

LUNATIC 6
With the utter weakness of everyone discovered, I decided to deploy 4 less units than the max, leaving Sage Lissa, Myrm Cupcake, GK Fred, and Chrom/lonq/kellam as support bait. The main problems in this stage were: kill the thieves that aren't Gaius so they don't open the doors to Emm's room; recruit Gaius without him or Chrom dying; don't let certain units gang up on certain units (magi on Fred, barbs on Lissa, NOTHING CAN KILL CUPCAKE on Cupcake, etc.).
After starting Fred in the upper right and having him circle clockwise to kill the thieves, excess barbs, and some unclustered mages, Lissa managed to kill off the leftovers from the middle path which eventually killed "Marth" instead of her thank god. Meanwhile, Cupcake zig zagged around to avoid Gaius attacking her. The onslaught of cavaliers and magi was laughable; a nervous laugh that could end any second, but a laugh nonetheless. I actually killed enough to break my Roy's Blade by the end. Lissa retreated into Emm's room to rescue staff Fred from certain magey doom, so everyone was holed up in that room with Cupcake in front, Lissa right behind, and fred and gaius and co. in enemy free territory. They all killed themselves on lissa with magic instead of attacking Cupcake.

After beating the chapter, it occurred to me just how fast the plot spoiler would hit if someone had two files with two different voiced MUs. It also occurred to me that I am very low on cheddar and will never afford a good spotpass unit (fighting them is out of the question). It thirdly occurred to me that if I keep dumping units that don't grow enough, I will run out of units to dump. I'm already down to fred lissa chrom and mu, I can't hit rock bottom fast enough.

Well, I married Chrom the first time, so Morgan was a tactician like me. I just assumed he/she starts that way and then changes classes to the other stuff.

Also, it is inifinitely more fitting to have Henry as Noire's father. All the crazy laughing.

Why the heck would you marry Walhart.

Spoiler: For this image alone.

I HAVE CONQUERED MANY LANDS, BUT ONLY YOU HAVE CONQUERED MY HEART

Oh my God Inigo inherited Donny's growths

WELCOME TO GOD MODE

I had The Don hook up with Maribelle which made war monk Brady one of my strongest units. Also, I didn't think anyone would be able to catch Donny, but I think my Severa ended up a better hero than him. Probably from inheriting The Vaike's muscles.

Ricken why do you continue to disappoint me

Last night I did Kjelle's paralogue. Took me three hours and countless deaths before my strategy finally paid off. It almost didn't, because Kjelle ran out of concoctions, but I was lucky enough to have a Catharsis in my convoy.

TODAY (March 14) is Yarne's birthday so go get boosts for fun and profit

I'd better find someone to bone Panne quick

HELSWATH WAS MADE FOR THE VAIKE

Nah is God.

She has gotten growths to 6+ stats every level for like eight levels. She has almost hit the HP cap. She has ASTRA. Plus carrier, which makes her movement amazing.

Machine gun watermelon dragon laying waste to the world.