HOLY SHIT IT'S E3 2012

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:35 am

The Big Cheese wrote:

General wrote:

That Wii U feature that asks you how you're feeling about a game seems really helpful. If it can sense that you're getting frustrated and on the verge of ragequit, it could help you through it and help you asses the situation. I do that kind of stuff manually when I'm stuck on a game, helps a shitton.

knowing nintendo it'll like, play soothing music and maybe give you a massage
tell you how nice you look
little inspirations

"You know, there was a time when people said I couldn't succeed too. Now look at me. Cheer up. You can beat this game."

Or something else cheesy like that.

Or maybe it'll tell you to do some WiiFitU yoga.

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:00 am

your wiiu gives you a hug

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:17 am

Coming this Holiday Season: WiiHugU.

Guyperson · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:16 am

I'm hearing that the crown thing in the new paper mario is called Kersti.
Kersti
Ker sti
sti Ker
Sticker
Though, my source is /v/, so yeah.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:23 am

So ME3 for the WiiU. How will EA nickel-and-dime their customers this time around?

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I've also heard that two WiiU tablets at the same time will cause the FPS to 30. Hopefully they'll improve that.

Kamak wrote:

Nap1000 wrote:

Kamak wrote:

"F-zero car highlighted. Includes f-zero game in nintendoland."

Good news for F-zero fans?

Meh. As an F-Zero fan myself, I'd prefer an actual game than a minigame. Mainly because a real F-Zero game would push the Wii U to its limits in terms of graphical power in theory, and a minigame won't show that.

Besides, it doesn't have the Death Race. I want my Death Race back.

Still, better than nothing I guess.

It at least acknowledges F-Zero, so that's something?

"If you keep dying in a certain area, the game will ask how you feel about it. You might also be asked to share how you are feeling if you do well. These are miiverse features."

I now imagine the WiiU being some kind of therapist.

That's retarded, goddammit Nintendo I just want to play videogames.

iamthelordhitman · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:10 am

"you just failed again, how does that make you feel?"

SHUT UP GAME YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 am

I would just get even angrier if they decided to hand you a walkthrough via the MiiVerse message boards with that feature.

iamthelordhitman · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:16 am

i remember when ninja gaiden came out that if you died a shit ton (5 times i think) it would unlock very easy mode and ask if you wanted to switch to it

Lordy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:35 am

Kamak wrote:

Coming this Holiday Season: WiiHugU.

My brain thought Kamak wrote:

Coming this Holiday Season: Waluigi.

hotb · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:19 am

Has the 3DS conference thing happened yet?

Nap1000 · **Joined:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:16 pm **Posts:** 639

Head of The Brothel wrote:

Has the 3DS conference thing happened yet?

No, it's in another eight hours.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

5:40 actually, I believe

Lambeth · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:50 pm

BurntToShreds wrote:

So ME3 for the WiiU. How will EA nickel-and-dime their customers this time around?

I would much rather wii u had launch titles that aren't a year old

hotb · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:11 pm

Lego City is looking to be WiiU exclusive since Nintendo are publishing it.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HOLY SHIT IT'S E3 2012

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