AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Atleast you have some of the amiibos...

Why there is no gaming shop where I live...

I have grinded so much cheddar that I finally decided to go crazy and add slots to all of my 2 star gear.

I got all of the hats and shoes done, now I just need the shirts.

Oh man, I had a really good run as Octobrush earlier today. I think I averaged ten kills a match (Rainmaker), and I'm finding it much easier to get the jump on unsuspecting enemies now. It helps when people also know what Beakons are and how to take advantage of them, too.

Whenever I put beakons down, my idiots teammates always jump to them instead of me when I am standing RIGHT NEXT TO THE daisies BEAKONS

I never use an ally's Beakon, I find it rude.
Also I have renewed respect for Ninja Squid. Best Rollery thing ever.

Next weekend's Splatfest in North America will be Autobots vs Decepticons.

I am not joking.

Gonna hafta go with Decepticons. I never really cared who won, but always thought turing into planes and helicopters was cooler and more useful. I mean, really, cars??? That has GOT to be the most lamest thing!

I always use ally beakons because I replace them as soon as I land, provided I don't die immediately.

But it does annoy me when I set up a base with multiple beakons, die a minute later, and see my teammates used them all up and didn't bother to replace them when I really needed to jump there to get ahold of the situation.

It's also weirdly annoying when you meet the odd enemy that will singlemindedly destroy all of your beakons you place, like it's rude for them to notice the glowing things on their map and proactively take them away from you even though you do the same to them.

Also this splatfest should be interesting. I'd like to see what brand name battle Europe would have.

I run with Octobrush more than 60% of my matches these days, and I have to say: USE my Beakons. They're not there entirely for my benefit; the more they're used the more I like you as a teammate.

Once I completely locked down a match on Saltspray Rig just by rushing up to the north platform and dumping a ton of Beakons there. Every time the enemy evicted us, we jumped back in before they could find and take out all our Beakons. It contributes so much to overall turf that the game was basically won as soon as I got back there.

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings and also the Decepticons have poor leadership.

My brother doesn't play Splatoon much anymore and I don't give a rat's booty about Transformers so I asked him and I guess I'm rolling Decepticon.
Honestly I would have done that anyway so I could get max rank and make a "I, Starscream, am now leader of the decepticon splatoon team" joke, which is the only joke I know from Transformers

I swear to god if they don't edit the titles to be names of characters instead of NameofTeam RandomTitle it's a complete waste

I will be Megatron and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me

Ooh! I like that Idea!

I don't even play Splatoon or plan on getting it and I follow this thread for some reason.

I don't contribute to the funny pictures thread but I still read it.