AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know, right? And everyone is freaking out over it.

Fuckshitfuck I'm still in this mineshaft since I haven't playing in a few days

I'm walking around and everywhere I go I hear EXTREMELY LOUD zombie noises and I don't know where they're coming from so every time I hear it I jump nearly out of my seat

Yeah I'm having fun

POSSIBLY/PROBABLY Endermen

That's even better

Also it turns out there was another mineshaft (the same one?) right on top of the one I was in. And a ravine next door. Funfunfun
But not when Creepers spawn out of bodaciously nowhere and try to explode right next to you

That is not fun

Yeah I actually don't play a lot of minecraft anymore because it scares me so much. Before the adventure update it was just scary enough to provide tension but now it just terrifies me. Maybe it's related to the fact that we now rely on regen health, I dunno.

I'm betting the disc 11 will be found in mine shafts, even worse if they're found in record players and play when you're near it.

What if you're out dicking about overnight, and when you come back to your house, randomly your door will be open, your house will be surrounded by endermen, and 11 is sitting on your bed?

Better yet, when you make a bed, there's a chance of an Enderman spawning and waking you up, holding disc 11.

And then they open their mouth and show off their giant jaws ;-;

Sometimes, when you find mineshafts, there will be an area that looks like it's been hastily mined out in a straight section. This section only spawns one time in the world. You follow it, it comes out to land, and there is a small house. Inside the house is a bed, and a chest. In the chest is disk 11, and a flint and steel. Sleep in the bed, and when you wake up, you're in the mineshaft and it's dark. You start to run out, using the flint and steel to light up the areas behind you so you're not followed by skeletons and such.

You climb outside, but they're in front of the entrance. You have no weapons. They open their terrible jaws.

and then you wake up in the bed, and it's day. All of your things are in the chest. The bed is gone.

in the ground, made from removed blocks, is one word.

END.

Charming.

someone



make this happen

Youtube video magic

http://media.minecraftforum.net/content/images/2011/09/ench.png
http://media.minecraftforum.net/content/images/2011/09/potion.png
http://i.imgur.com/yA2DD.png
Linked for big. New stuff for 1.9(?). Potion racks, spellbooks, and enchantment.

Wait a minute

That's not a mod???