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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:38 am 
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Exeres wrote:
Legend of Zelda?

DICKTITS.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:32 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
DICKTITS.


Bulletstorm, you dickshooter.


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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:43 am 
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There's fog, shoot a vampire.
There's no spring, shoot a ghost.
There's mist, punch and shoot a drunkard.
There's no moon, shoot a princess.
There's lots of flowers, indirectly shoot a judge.
Who knows? Shoot... pictures of everyone.
You might actually have a good reason for shooting a god this time.
There's weather, punch and shoot an angel.
There's geysers, shoot a crow.
There's treasure in them thar ship, shoot a jesus.
There's a giant mecha, punch and shoot a catfish.
There's more characters now, shoot pictures of them.
There's a picture of some fairies, shoot them.
There's (yet to be announced), shoot (yet to be announced).


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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
There's fog, shoot a vampire.
There's no spring, shoot a ghost.
There's mist, punch and shoot a drunkard.
There's no moon, shoot a princess.
There's lots of flowers, indirectly shoot a judge.
Who knows? Shoot... pictures of everyone.
You might actually have a good reason for shooting a god this time.
There's weather, punch and shoot an angel.
There's geysers, shoot a crow.
There's treasure in them thar ship, shoot a jesus.
There's a giant mecha, punch and shoot a catfish.
There's more characters now, shoot pictures of them.
There's a picture of some fairies, shoot them.
There's (yet to be announced), shoot (yet to be announced).

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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You protect your daughter and your reputation while wading through the hordes of the dead with reasonable weapons...

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:49 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Oh Bill speaking of Dead Rising 2 I had to send my disc back so I can get a new one. The one I had was so scratched that I only had 22% of the data on disc, cutscenes failed to load, bosses didn't load properly stuff like that. We should co-op soon though. Are the other outfit DLC's other than soldier worth it? Soldier's bonus is just too fucking good to pass up.


On topic, "Heroes and Villians from two places come to do battle and are interrupted by a great power."

also, "Ninja's, robots, demons and a couple of rustled off cops fight each other to death for a demon's amusement, and freedom."

and lastly, "After suppressing the race who lived there, humans recieve a blowback in the worst way and lose their foothold on the planet, becoming enslaved to the very people they forced underground. Fortunately a backlash of chemicals has turned some of those creatures and lo a rebellion has begun."


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my sentence was RE4 by the way

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You are sent in to investigate when your helicopter's are destroyed for some reason and in this process get tons of cheddar and become the greatest slum lord while killing people and hiding when storms come.


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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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and lastly, "After suppressing the race who lived there, humans recieve a blowback in the worst way and lose their foothold on the planet, becoming enslaved to the very people they forced underground. Fortunately a backlash of chemicals has turned some of those creatures and lo a rebellion has begun."


Gears of War 2/3.


Team up with a black guy, a douchebag, two lesbians, and a whiny bitch to become enemies of the world and fight elder gods.


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Your arm is magical and your best friend has every woman in love with him. A gay guy is in love with your best friend. He dies but so does your best friend. Then you meet a lady who dresses like a pop singer who's relatively useless and her knight who does whatever she wants.

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