The Legend of Zelda

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:32 pm

Kamak wrote:

Besides which, it was gimped by the fact that the third flame wasn't even really lit.

Yes it was; the Flame of Despair lit when Twinrova kidnapped Zelda, taking away people's hope and plunging the land into utter despair.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:44 pm

Sir Real wrote:

Kamak wrote:

Besides which, it was gimped by the fact that the third flame wasn't even really lit.

Yes it was; the Flame of Despair lit when Twinrova kidnapped Zelda, taking away people's hope and plunging the land into utter despair.

It was to be lit when Zelda was sacrificed which would throw Hyrule into doom and despair. Instead, Twinrova lit it with their despair as a last ditch effort to revive Ganon, which didn't work because it wasn't properly lit.

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:09 pm

Kamak wrote:

Sir Real wrote:

Kamak wrote:

Besides which, it was gimped by the fact that the third flame wasn't even really lit.

Yes it was; the Flame of Despair lit when Twinrova kidnapped Zelda, taking away people's hope and plunging the land into utter despair.

It was to be lit when Zelda was sacrificed which would throw Hyrule into doom and despair. Instead, Twinrova lit it with their despair as a last ditch effort to revive Ganon, which didn't work because it wasn't properly lit.

No, all three flames were already lit. Twinrova sacrificed themselves as a replacement for Zelda, since they failed to sacrifice her. Their effort to revive Ganon didn't work because they didn't sacrifice Zelda, not because the flame of despair wasn't lit.

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:47 pm

I too can make mass amounts of spoiler texts hi I'm TerraChimaera and I haven't played Spirit Tracks no this isn't a spoiler for the game what makes you think it is jesus christmas bacon

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:51 pm

Sir Real wrote:

Kamak wrote:

Sir Real wrote:

Yes it was; the Flame of Despair lit when Twinrova kidnapped Zelda, taking away people's hope and plunging the land into utter despair.

It was to be lit when Zelda was sacrificed which would throw Hyrule into doom and despair. Instead, Twinrova lit it with their despair as a last ditch effort to revive Ganon, which didn't work because it wasn't properly lit.

No, all three flames were already lit. Twinrova sacrificed themselves as a replacement for Zelda, since they failed to sacrifice her. Their effort to revive Ganon didn't work because they didn't sacrifice Zelda, not because the flame of despair wasn't lit.

Well then, that makes the linked game subplot even more idiotic considering it took putting two countries in turmoil to light the first two and kidnapping Zelda causes the third to light instantly because somehow everyone is despairing the fact that she was just kidnapped.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:59 pm

You don't understand. Princess Zelda had just declared a moratorium on the excessive ice cream taxes. Hylians everywhere were in tears.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:10 pm

She wasn't even in Hyrule though.

And hell, the Goblin King kidnaps her in the linked game and no one gives a shit then. No Despair flames or anything else coming about except having to go over and kick that guy's booty to get her back.

Suddenly Twinrova touches her and it's the end of the world.

KingTsaiko · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:11 am

Plot twist: Twinrova wants to be Tripletrova or shit by eating Zelda's liver.

hotb · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:23 am

Kamak wrote:

the Goblin King

THE GREAT

MMMMMOBLIN

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:51 am

princess brothel wrote:

Kamak wrote:

the Goblin King

THE GREAT

MMMMMOBLIN

I actually tried to reblog this

Kitsune Dzelda · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:21 pm

Kamak wrote:

She wasn't even in Hyrule though.

And hell, the Goblin King kidnaps her in the linked game and no one gives a shit then. No Despair flames or anything else coming about except having to go over and kick that guy's booty to get her back.

Suddenly Twinrova touches her and it's the end of the world.

This is because the Mystical Seed of Coutrage was never released. Nintendo had a third linked game coming out that was set in Hyrule, but they had not the time or the resources to make the game a triple cover. Which is a shame, Id have loved to play it.

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:11 pm

princess brothel wrote:

Kamak wrote:

the Goblin King

THE GREAT

MMMMMOBLIN

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:34 pm

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that thing on the goblin king's face looks
uh

"suggestive"

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:25 pm

"A 48-frames-per-second 3D adventure, filled with stone giants, bickering trolls, and goblin kings with scrotum beards."
"*cough* *cough* I'm sorry, d-did you say...scrotum beards?!"
"SCROTUM BEEEEAARDS!!!"
--How It Should Have Ended

But really, one's a huge, disgusting, gluttonous, obese, egotistical, pig-like monster with hordes of goblins at its command, and the other is a huge, disgusting, gluttonous, obese, egotistical, pig-like monster with hordes of goblins at its command! Goddesses, when will people learn to tell the difference?!

Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:47 pm

princess brothel wrote:

Kamak wrote:

the Goblin King

THE GREAT

MMMMMOBLIN

He had a crown, and I killed him in like 10 seconds.

Fucker doesn't even deserve to be called a Moblin.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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