AWKWARD ZOMBIE

hello friends i am here

turns out i took like ten bajillion screenshots so yes here u go



all right, well, i'll catch a pokemon or something



i'll fight this asshole first though lol



they can fly twice as highhhhh



sup nerd



really



you crashed as soon as you took off when you decided to catch a goddamn wingull



allright let's grab a pokemon



ehhhhh okay



yay



there u go

box funtimes



wtf is over here



ughh i really don't feel like fighting right now



goddammit i guess i'll just ollie out and head back, then



first i'll get this thing



aw fuck



it's gonna be a fuckin wurmple isn't it



whoa wait what the fuck

how is that fair

i want a fuckin pinsir



man fuck you kid



fuck youuuuuuu



why did i take this away from citation he's balls to the walls hard to level up



there u go



all right let's go catch a pokemans



oh fuck off



also i forgot to go grab the good rod and a bunch of repels so let's go do that right now



i'll punt yew across the gotdamn island i swear on me mum i will



anyway i head back to mauville and switch out pumkin with hitman because i need a pokemon that isn't kind of bad



also before i go head forward i'm gonna go back to the trickster's house



i kind of already came here but yeah



wait shit i need a pokemon that can use cut and i don't wanna use any of my actually good ones

fuck



dammit



guess i'm heading back



all right which one of my b-tier pokemon can i use instead



will cori work



fuck



this asshole doesn't work either



i checked bulbapedia and this asshole finally works

gj



all right

autobots, roll out



later nerds



i was already in here before and totally forgot to screenshot it but yeah



first time you come in here you have to find where this guy is hiding and it's underneath the table



anywho




you gotta cut down all these bushes to get to the end of the room

it's pretty simple and basically the antithesis of a puzzle



it's really lame



fuck



you gotta check that scroll for the password to get through the other scroll door and it's going to be super dumb



some asshole who looks like he's keeping you guys hostage



it was anti-climactic



how could i forget a code so narcissistic




the hell do you want



and you just so happened to cut down a bunch of trees to get to where you are now?

...ok



these guys are like 10 levels lower than me so they're really barely troublesome



dammit

i want it but i have to go all the way around

>:(((((



god dammit



wow that was really not worth it



whatever, let's just get out of here



what an asshole



sup jackass



gimme a reward



no i'm a spooky ghost



you planted like 20, full grown trees just to stop your challengers

not sure if that's admirable or really fucking stupid



finally



sweet

maybe if i eat this instead of my pokemon my tiddies'll get bigger



uh okay weirdo




and then he bodaciously flew off



whatever



good job cutting down trees

now get the hell back in the box



okay let's get going



fuck

i forgot to get repels

goddammit



sigh



i swear to god



are you fucking serious you don't have any repels

ughhhhhhhhhhhhghgh



you can go fuck yourself, howsa bout that



oh yeah i guess i'll fight these guys again



i do

fighting you was extremely disappointing



i have a feeling i know how this'll go



the fuck kind of name is loudred even




truly a hard-fought battle of wits



can i get paid now



you and i have very different definitions of intense



sure

why not

i can cuss out my dad on live tv lol





sounds about right



radical



ughhh go away



if you have a fucking wingull i swear to god



wow that's somehow worse



byeeeee



yeah all right swellow is pretty good and citation is kind of shit rn so i'll use hitman

the only one who can actually hurt it



fuck youuu



fuck

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



niceeee



until i electrocuted and killed them lol



i think this is a good investment



good job



your pain is my amusement



w/e

new route, new pokemon



fuckin nice

linoone is pretty good



sweet



most refined badger

okay nerds that's all for today

see you next update

Hey Lolita, have you ever considered doing the SMT 3: Nocturne Nuzlocke Challenge?

I just read through all 25 pages of this. It's pretty funny.
...I have nothing of real substance to add.

I'm still working on my Sapphire nuzlocke
Where the hell do you get an EXP share training my Pokemans is a piece of shiet

help me figure out how to get it on my computer and i will after i finish this one

you can never go wrong with an attack that never misses

Misty actually wished for her breasts to evolve in the japanese manga.

Lolita has evolved into POKESLUT.

Lolita wants to learn BOUNCE but already knows 4 moves...

Forget a move and make room for BOUNCE?

I look back at this after going on an unintentional AZ hiatus and O HAI I'M A POKEMON. <3 I'm fond of Electrike, so that's a plus.

hey uh kinda off topic but can you look at the avatar size limits for the forums? yours is way over raptorclaw

I noticed... better now?

Oh thread activity, that must mean loli upda-oh, no, it's just some guy.
One day I will learn to not be disappointed at something so common, to not wait for an LP to update.
One day.

Sorry to disappoint... maybe I should have waited for the next update...

well you fuckin nerds stopped commenting so i stopped updating because it was like nobody was reading so???

but i mean i have a bunch of screenshots i can use so

We're all reading this.

WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU NERDS DON'T SAY ANYTHINGGGG