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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:56 pm 
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HEY HEY HEY FUCKERS. KOMO HAS GOT MORE SHIT.

APPEARANTLY, 1.9 MAY COME OUT TOMORROW. WHAAAAAA-?
You heard right. Notch has stated via his twitter that he's hoping to release some stuff tomorrow (this twit post being made on today, September 21st,) and jeb has said that he's not releasing anymore screenshots for the next few days, for you'll be able to "see them tomorrow, (knock of wood.)" And if it is not released, there will be another "leak." Thus, leaks are just bug tests so Notch can fix any bugs. But YEAH-UHHHH. 1.9 ALREADY ALMOST 2 WEEKS AFTER 1.8. But, incase you're wondering what's going to be in 1.9, let me show you, fine ladies and gentlemen.

First off, this is now being dubbed so far, as the Nether Update. This being to several things. One being the Ruins. I showed you the ruins last little news thing. Another new thing, AT LEAST TWO NEW MOBS. BOTH FOR THE NETHER. BOTH AGGRESSIVE. HOO BOY. THere are actually a total of 6, count'em, 6 NEW MOBS, or mob facts. 2 of them are these secret Nether mobs. Another one is the Village mobs. Another is the comical and creepy, Mooshrooms. Some pre-existing mobs will have new behaviors as well. Jeb also might have gotten in that awesome boss mob he has been wanting to get in. And, the newest, craziest mob, meet,
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The Snow Golem. Aka, a fucking living Snowman.
The Snow Golem is a craftable mob, presumably made out of snow, coal, and sticks. The snow golem is a passive mob, but throws snow balls at aggressive mobs, thus, zombies will try and kill it. Kind of stupid, but whatever. They also leave a trail of snow wherever they go. They will also melt if you bring them into the desert and other hot biomes. And the hot and cold biomes brings me to another topic, there will be snow biomes again. Also, swamps are being made to seem, swampier. Don't know how, just roll with it.
Now then, sounds. I know everyone HATES RAIN. Because I SURE FUCKING DO. JESUS SHIT THAT STUFF IS JUST LOUD WHITENOISE BLASTED INTO MY GODDAMN EARS FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE MY booty GETS FUCKED BY SKELETONS REAGSERNGIUBERWFDE-sorry. But now rain has a new sound, which i am presuming isn't utter garbage. Also, doors will get a new sound, as I presume their old sound is now sticking with Chests. Also, skeletons get a new walking sound, probably some rattling/crunching of bones. Also, Silverfish and Endermen WILL get their own sounds. No more mistaking those 9 foot tall demons for careless zombies. Also, Minecarts, shears, bows, and Big slimes all get new sounds.

Now, for some new material. There will be animal breeding. No more plains of 40 sheep or pigs, (like how I started a world, wound up in plains, and lived amongst 30+pigs. Bacon for days, I tell ya) You have to conserve your animals quite a bit. Also, the Experience will have some usage, presumably skills. Also, your experience orbs will be limited when you die and they are dropped. No more SUMMONING OF A THOUSAND ORBS, CRASHING WORLDS, WRECKING EVERYTHING.

Also, Strongholds will be unlimited. No more worrying about never finding one, you should now. Also, those boss mobs should be found in Strongholds. Wonder what they could be? I'm taking a guess right here. If they are in strongholds, maybe it will be some sort of guardian of sorts. Like, a minotaur, or a Silverfish queen! I don't know. I wouldn't mind a Minotaur. Add another family member to the Cows. Minotaurs are to cows as Pigmen are to, well, pigs. Also, the Armor system has been tweaked, making some armor a bit stronger from what I've heard.

Hmm, anything else... nnnope. I've covered everything known so far.

SO LADIES AND GENTS. WHO'S READY TO HOPE WE COME BACK FROM SCHOOL/WORK/A COMA TO SEE 1.9? I SURE HOPE SO. OR ELSE I'LL PUT SOMEONE IN A COMA. LIKE WORD. C'MERE WORD BEFORE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:32 pm 
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Mushroom biomes, maybe.

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Does animal breeding imply that animals will persist outside of the loaded area?

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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
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what i've heard mostly is that it's just 1.8.2, with bugfixes and whatnot.

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Your in a mountainous area and you see a tree, you need the wood, you hear an odd noise and look behind the tree to see cow-on-cow action.
1.9 in a nutshell

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Giant Enderman + Giant Silverfish bosses.

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BeatBoxingBoo wrote:
what i've heard mostly is that it's just 1.8.2, with bugfixes and whatnot.

That's what I thought too. Hope he fixes the texture glitches for endermen and spiders when using texture packs.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:50 am 
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So notch tweeted this morning,
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We'll do a 1.9 pre-release today, and a full release after feedback. More Adventure Mode content will come in 1.10, we're splitting it up!
So I guess I'm pop flyin' that a lot of people were wrong about it just being 1.8.2

So they're splitting up what was supposed to just be one update, into four? 1.7.3(?) was pistons, 1.8 was the general 'adventure update,' 1.9 is the other half of it, and 1.10 is ???

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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
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1.10
1.1
WE'RE REGRESSING, PEOPLE. TO PRE-ALPHA, WOO!

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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
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This is version numbering. Not math...

1.10 is the tenth version of version 1.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
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it was
A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE
honk :o)

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Honestly, I always thought 1.9 would be the last content update, with 2.0 (the full version) updating from there and changing 2 to 3 and so on with every major DLC release.

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it was
A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE
honk :o)


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 Post subject: Re: The Big Ol' Minecraft Thread!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:34 am 
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*un-coma*

1.10 is probably gonna be the skylands update


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