AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I finally got Fallout 3 to work!

YEAH

So, after moving into the new house, I finally got around to beating Dead cheddar for the second time.

Jesus Christ, I forgot how hard the Vault is to trudge through if you don't commit the floorplan to fucking memory. *Number of exploded heads by the time of completion: 12*
But I beat it. Locked the crazy son of a bitch down in the vault, laughing maniacally while running out the whole time.

Now to get some main game monies and then, off to Zion.

Rad-bombed Cottonwood Cove. Apparently Legionaries have an incredible radiation allergy, they were dead within seconds. After rushing to see the new pile of nuclear waste in camp. Idiots.

Same shit happens when you're sniping.

"Legionary Derpicus' head just exploded from an obvious sniper shot!"
"I know, let's run around in the open instead of finding cover!"

Found an Incinerator early on in my first playthrough of New Vegas. Dunno what possessed me me i tried something when i was being chased by a radscorpion. While running away i pointed the incinerator straight up and fire a volley of shots. It's fucking awesome watching hell itself rain down upon your enemies

I recognize most of them, AWESOME.

I see Davison, but no Antler. I am disappointed.

Victor is my favorite and I am glad that he is the epicenter of all that.

YES
YES
STEALTH SUIT
I LOVE YOU STEALTH SUIT
<3

Scratch that, I've figured out ALL OF THEM.

Basically this. I really liked the Stealth Suit. I wish it had at least double the lines though, and maybe some conversation triggers. It continued to talk about Dr. Borous and Dr. Klein as I was taking out the Legion at Hoover Dam and dueling the Legate.

Oh yes, and it's constant usage of my med-x and stimpacks made me not want to carry them.
IT'S JUST A SCRATCH STEALTH SUIT, I HAVE FOOD FOR THAT.
I'M JUST FIGHTING A SINGLE FERAL GHOUL, STEALTH SUIT, I DON'T NEED MED-X

The hard to get prototype brotherhood medic armor in fallout 3 had the same problem

*gets love tap by ghoul*
"Please take this, I don't want you to die."

*boatfly shoots me with its but canon*
"Does that feel better?"

*gecko swiping at my ankles*
"There you go."

*Deathclaw swipes half my health away"
"sorry, all out of stimpacks."

I love you to death stealth suit, but I'm getten REAL tired of your shit.

She is smothering you like a clingy girlfriend BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT. She is bodaciously a suit that you wear.