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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:24 pm 
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My favourite line was, after loads of walls and shit comes crashing down and I think a whole corridor explodes Wheatley just says "Carry on" in a chirpy voice. Heh. Though if we can also do favourite moments mine would be Chell getting out and into the field, hands down.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:27 pm 
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My favourite line is Glados:Oh.Hi.So.How are you holding up?Because I'm a potato.


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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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This isn't exactly it, I can't remember it but it goes like:
Glados: What's so bad about being an orphan?
Glados: It's terrible but just play along.

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Everything Cave Johnson says. Tumor-inducing chairs. Hobo test subjects. Organ replacement.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:00 pm 
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GLaDOS: I just tested, nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds.
GLaDOS: Waddle on over to the elevator and we'll continue testing.
Everything the Space Core says.
GLaDOS: I know you. The engineers tried everything to make me behave, to slow me down. Once, they even attached an intelligence dampening sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas. It was YOUR voice. Yes. You're the tumor. You're not just a regular moron, you were DESIGNED to be a moron. YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! (I love the way GLaDOS delivers the 'idiot' line.)
GLaDOS: Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

And then that part where GLaDOS is screaming at the bird then says good for it that it flew away. Also the part where she says you are good at murdering and asks you to kill it.

Also the "You dangerous, mute lunatic." line. I love it when games poke fun at having silent protagonists.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:10 pm 
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I really like how they included this song during one of the Wheatley test chambers. I love how it syncs up with this when you're flying through the air.

But yeah most of my favorite quotes have already been posted. This game made me laugh a lot harder than I expected.

EDIT: Yay, I found the two songs synced together.


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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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I love the slow clap processor
everything cave Johnson said was pure gold
the mute lunatic line, that was funny
also the end credits and the cinematic after that
also all the corrupt spheres
I also enjoyed Wheatley: PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

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Pffft.

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Just finished.

My God. They did it.

They made the perfect video game. Honestly, it was absolutely flawless. I'm in awe right now.

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My God. They did it.

They made the perfect video game. Honestly, it was absolutely flawless. I'm in awe right now.

No argument.

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Finished also, just... wow.

They need to make a turret figure that talks, I would buy it.

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I just finished too...
WHAT ARE ALL THESE EMOTIONS

Also new avatar for favorite character.

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LEMONS

Best game ever, i loved the moon part, i totally agree with all of you how it's an awesome game.


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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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think the only flaw i see is that alot of the best quotes involve spoiler bars, so I am gonna run out fast of sig quotes.


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