AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I think I found a lesbian NPC on RuneScape.

Haha I was talking to a friend about this a while ago. I was saying that I don't really have that much interest in Mario Maker, but if it was Mega Man Maker I would be all over that shit

made my progress on DD:DA back again, and went and beat the dragon

honestly kind of disappointing? the beginning made me really hopeful that it was just gonna be a fight straight up. everything i had against the dragon. just goin' at him until he fell.

aaand then there was a way too long scripted running sequence where i couldn't hurt him until "oh man you sure did go through that whole sequence where it was basically impossible for you to die and hey that did a thing" which took the wind out of my sails a bit.

and then the actual fight wasn't too great. he's just a sponge with a weakpoint that's in a place it's hard for him to reach. so it was less of a "oh man i gotta actively avoid all his attacks while also dealing my own damage" and more "oh boy i can't wait to awkwardly climb on his chest and slice at that until the game says i can't anymore and knocks me off to just sort of get back on there immediately"

i mean, it's not that it wasn't fun, i had fun, i've had so much fun in this game even doing the worst parts of it (uuuuuggh mage/sorceror sucks booty) but i dunno i feel like they could have just made it a FIGHT like the rest of the big enemies in the game like griffons and cyclopes and shit and instead they tried to make it a movie.

Grigori's supposed to be more ~epic~ and ~cinematic~ rather than genuinely difficult. Don't worry, you've got plenty of tough bosses left to beat, dragons included.

Nintendo needs to negotiate the purchase of a Capcom franchise starting yesterday.

They were even going to have a megaman maker, and capcom being capcom, it got cancelled.

Just buy megaman already, nintendo, you clearly care far more about him than capcom does.

Granted, it's entirely possible they've been trying and capcom are just being assholes and not letting them have him. The dicks.

A new skill came out on RuneScape today. Invention.

I made a Dragon Slaying set of flowers and I disassembled a Baron Shark and some Poison Ivy Berries.

You can disassemble almost anything tradable. Disassemble this sapling, and those arrows. Maybe disassemble this potion or even disassemble a fishbowl.

Okay, I know better than to question video game logic, but

How?

I have no words.

Ok that's pretty impressive.

I find it mildly disturbing how there's always that one (or more) guy trying to prove the video wrong in the comments.
I used to be like that.
Never again.

It comes with the territory of being 14 on the internet.

Or having never grown out of being 14 on the internet.

...but first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

I highly recommend checking out the rest of his channel! Goomba Oasis, Impossible Coin, Mystery Goomba, No Stick Input, Pedro Spots, everything, it's all fascinating. Here's one of my other favourite, which takes more videos to be understood (no cool commentary this time!)