AWKWARD ZOMBIE

STEAM SALE IS HERE

time to begin my quest for virtual trading cards

I bought Skyrim yesterday because of the sale. Anyone have any proletariats that they would recommend? I got enough graphic proletariats on it that it's visually good enough for me, so I'm mostly just asking for mechanic changing proletariats and maybe a few weapon proletariats as long as they're balanced.

Randy Savage dragons.

Oh yea, I meant to get that one and forgot. Thanks for reminding me.

Got the South Park game on sale and started playing. Put my character in the shower, fully clothed, and he's been in there on his phone for ten minutes now.

OH MY GOD.

Midas Magic for differernt kinds of spells, like LASER BEAMS.

Really depends on how you want your game, some people go for the huge overhauls, I prefer minor tweaks so the game still feels like the original. (I also stick to smallish proletariats because my computer is shit) Hang on lemme open my mod manager...

You're going to want the Unofficial Patches of course, if you don't have them already. SkyUI is popular, I only have it for the mod management menus.

I have a weapon mod called Heavy Armory, it's pretty bare-bones compared to the others but it just adds a few other weapon variants like halberds, shortswords, hammers etc to the leveled lists, so they'll show up in the different materials, which I like better than just adding OP weapons to my game. There are a couple called Lore-Friendly Armors and Lore-Friendly Weapons that are also good, they're a bit too big for me personally but but they add a lot of cool stuff.

I have one called "Rebalanced Potion Weight" that actually just sets most potion weights a lot lower because I'm addicted to alchemy.

Cutthoat Merchants just makes buying and selling harder and improves the scaling of your speech skill, it's nice because it comes with different difficulty levels. I have it on Easy because it gives me just enough challenge but not so much that buying is impossible.

There's a LOT of magic proletariats out there, and most of the popular ones are just massive buffs to magic. Magic does kinda suck in the vanilla game but it's hard to find a mod that makes it balanced. All I have right now is one called Mastered Magicka that adds a bit of scaling to individual spells, so the early destruction spells will scale in damage as your skill improves, other spells with increase in duration, magnitude, etc. It's really a very minor improvement, I would look into adding more spell variety if I had better hardware.

I suppose it's fitting that the first achievement I got in South Park: The Stick of Truth was for flinging my own turd at another kid.

Thanks for all the suggestions. Midas Magic seems nice and I'll probably get cutthroat merchant as well. I have all the patches and stuff except the stutter remover which I need to get because I was having a lot of micro stutter issues. Heavy armor and the lore friendly proletariats sound nice too.

SPERG is good on subsequent playthroughs, as it fixes a lot of problems with leveling (namely making damage increases a function of weapons and perks alone and not tying them to your skill levels) and makes specialization a lot more rewarding than base game.

Steam seems to have been ACTUALLY hacked. Don't log in, don't log out, don't touch anything, go into PayPal if you use it on Steam and disable payments to Steam.

This is an absolutely horrible situation. Valve needs to shut the entirety of Steam down as soon as possible to prevent anymore damage. I haven't used my steam account for a thing in ages, but I stupidly logged in to see if there was a problem. Hopefully nobody has taken anything of mine.

That's quite an awful situation. Makes me glad I never actually bought anything off Steam, so I don't have any payment info on my account. Though to be honest, I haven't used Steam for over three years orso.

There are several threads about it on the steam subreddit. From what I can gather, Steam was DDoSed earlier and it's caused a problem with their cache servers. Whatever the hell that means. Basically though, people keep viewing other people's accounts on accident and it's allowing them to see personal information like wallet sizes. You can't actually make purchases with the other person's account or anything, but this is still a pretty serious security issue.