AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Funnily enough, he's actually my third strongest character.
To gain more stats you need to reincarnate units after they reach level 9999. They will keep some of their old stats and be able to gain much higher ones.
I took that picture when I had just reincarnated my Dark Knight into an Angel Lord. :p

Using the item world I can go from level 1 to 5000 in a single attack.
Here's Killia's stats, mostly unchanged since he hasn't been reincarnated since that picture.


And here's James after reincarnating and levelling back to 9999.



And if you're wondering who my strongest is, it's my Sage, Kuja.
She has 19-22 million in all stats and currently can deal the most damage out of all my units. (pointed out by the best arrow drawn ever.)

I bought an Xbox One with Halo 5 and the Master Chief Collection. Halo 5 was great, MCC isn't too as except matchmaking is slow and it pulls up the pause menu whenever you try to screenshot.
It's nice to have some good multiplayer to sink my time into again.

There's a new Nintendo Direct happening on November 12, at 2PM Pacific, 5PM Eastern, and 23:00 CET.

I'll post everything it covers during or after the presentation depending on my availability.

Skyrim is now 4 years old.
Just saying.

And I still haven't finished it.
In other news I had a glitch in Xbox Live were achievements wouldn't unlock even If the criteria was met. I guess in January Xbox was messing with servers to make the transition from 360 to One easier or something. Either way I uninstalled my profile and reinstalled it and it works again.

SMITE's finally announced the Japanese (They might rename it to Shinto later) Pantheon is coming. I'm hoping that they have unique, creative designs rather than playing it safe and going full weeaboo.

Oh man do I love Evilities on Disgaea.
I have a sage, 33 million defence.
She takes 88 million damage from an attack. She would die from the next hit so I sent out my Armour Knight, forgetting what Evilities I put on her.
(Armour Knights take the place of other units for 3 attacks a turn.)

So my knight only has 1.8 million defence, after seeing my 33m Def sage take 88m I thought she'd die, but no.
She bloody took that hit like a boss and reduced the damage to a meager 4.8 million damage.
She then heals that damage back up from her auto-recovery Evility.

Gel body- reduce non-elemental damage by 50%.
Immortal body- reduce physical damage by 50%.
Advance Guard- reduce damage by 50% while defending.

Armour Knight god tier tank.

CLOUD STRIFE IS IN SMASH

OH MY GOD

Okay I can't possibly recap all that info so have the official recap via NintendoEverything
http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-direct-recap-announcement/

In other news, Mother 3 gets a VC release in Japan so people once again hype up a localization that will never happen, and Gold Mario is finally being released there soon so Americans can get imports in a currency exchange that actually benefits them
If it doesn't sell out everywhere in three hours that is

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LINKLE

Um.

Mother 1 got a US release and was the highest selling game on the VC for a bit?

And the Wii U has GBA virtual console games?!

There's a pretty daisies good chance they'll localize it.

No Pikmin 4 in direct, sad.

but...

BILL!

Bill must be fired on a weekly basis in Nintendo.

Bill is that uncle who works at Nintendo that was able to add Cloud.

I just made Triple Carnage Elixir Curry on Disgaea 5.
My whole army now has 180,000,000 more HP.