AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Guys, I'll be on holiday to Spain for the next three weeks, and although I'll take my laptop with me, I'm not certain whether I'll have an internet connection. So I'm asking if you could keep just a tiny eye on my property while I'm away. Y'know, making sure nothing decays while I'm away and stuff like that. Feel free to temporarily live in my house as well.

I got killed by freaking ants and my guy was too retarded to actually HIT THEM WITH HIS GIANT STONE AXE. Seriously. Wtf.

I doubt you are dead. Ants can't do HHP damage. You need to level your unarmed or melee weapon skill first.

They spat acid at me and killed me when I stepped on them. This game is unrealistic D:

Were you just unconscious? When your SHP is drained you are knocked unconcious for a minute. You're not dead, SHP slowly regenerates. When your HHP drains completely, THEN you are dead. Ants don't have the ability to drain HHP. They're for learning the combat system and training.

I also want to know how I can run away like 15 miles in front of them and then they just appear behind me after I stop running.

They should. You can easily outrun them. Have you set your run speed to uh, run?

I did. that's what annoys me. Then I got stuck in my bed and basket and they just made me pass out. I was like FFFFFFF >:B

Don't try to fight anything unless you have put a decent amount of LP into unarmed or melee. You won't win unless you are using a sling and have trapped something.

Or you have high melee or unarmed.

I'm sleeping right noa since I don't have anything better to do than pick everything off a tree make a basket put it in it and chop it does for exp.

got swordsmanship. Now I can kill things WITH A SWORD.
Also, I have the only sword in the village.

Killed my first boar today. The jerk was one of the many boars that like to chase people planting trees for them and maul them. Originally he mauled me and I ran to the village(surprisingly I have enough constitution to survive one of those) and hid in the storage houses. Then I decided that enough was enough. I dumped all my points into Marksmanship (It's like 18 or 19 now) and made a q14 sling from the plant fibers we had. When I came out it was stuck in the tanning tubs so I hopped in a boat and shot it til it ran. Then I chased it and shot it dead.

I feel so pop flyin'.


Also why are there q4 slings we need to make better ones.

I don't even know where you guys are. No one will give me the hearth secret D:

Have you even asked?


It's "aint no outhouse here buddy" without the quotation marks.

I should go pester Falco to put it in the first post.