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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:48 pm 
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Hit people with bats while rockin' out.

Sounds like Brutal Legend. Or maybe Devil May Cry 3.


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You're treasure-hunting on a wasteland covered with shotguns with scopes and snipers with bayonets.

Borderlands, of course.


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I do enjoy staring into a person's nostrils before I shoot him.

Pacifists fly million dollar jets and shoot people down while whining about the violence of war.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Ace Combat series?

Kill tons and tons of people with your friend to earn cheddar to pimp out your guns.

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Army of Two?


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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Kick this revolution into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!

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Just Cause?
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Fight bad-guys as a famous super-hero in New York while Bruce Campbell gives witty commentary and eats sandwiches.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Spider-Man 2, obviously. Or maybe all three, I'm not sure if he ate sandwiches in the other two.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Dante's Inferno.


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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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You catch monster by bribing them with food and you are able to breed every single one of them with every other, without exceptions. (as long as it's male and female of course, but there are no male only and female only species, so.)

i swear this is dragon Warrior/quest mosnters.

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
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Sequel to the game: No wait, they were actually trying to save the world the whole time and we tried to stop them, whoops.

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Just Cause?


Nope, Starcraft 2. Jim Raynor says "Kick this revolution into maximum overdrive." so many times it gets annoying.


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