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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:54 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:29 am 
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Also when replaying the single player
I think Cave Johnson is the turret you save from the redemption line, if you save it and listen to what its saying it says a lot of things he does, such as "Get mad", "i dont want your lemons" and "her name is Caroline"
theres probably some not as stupid meaning behind it but thats all i can think of

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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No that's retarded, that turret just knows things for some reason.

Also the line is "Don't make lemonade"

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It's just a mystical future-seeing turret. It was malfunctioning, and the malfunctions gave it sentience and the ability to see beyond.

it's not cave johnson what are you smoking

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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guys the defunctional turrets say words they must be Eli Vance

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Chaossebba wrote:
So guys who finished

Your face when you're going to confirm for yourself that the meaning of the name Caroline is "Free Man"


One might venture to guess that Gordon and Caroline are related, or at the very least Valve is trying to make the two seem kin. That could possibly mean GLaDOS is related to Gordon.

As for the game, I liked it. It felt like a reasonable extension to Portal 1. And despite all the rage over at 4chan's /v/ board, it wasn't bad. "OH QQ DLC ON DAY ONE OH ITS NOT LONG ENOUGH OH IT HAS LOADING SCREENS." IIRC, Portal 1 and Half Life have plenty of loading screens. They just aren't cutouts, they're stillframes of the current game. The DLC is the same as Trade Hatress 2, it's Valve. What did you expect? And an 8 hour campaign is pretty reasonable considering you'd get sick of portals after the 10th hour of playing the game.

All-in-all, the conclusion was cathartic.I can't say how pop flyin' I was for Chell when she finally made it to the surface, and that I giggled when they kicked the cube out right after her. Like, "Oh, have this piece of shit too." And I actually grew to sympathize with GLaDOS during her adventures as my potato sidekick. I dare say that "Want You Gone" matches "Still Alive" as a closing song, too. But what song were those daisies turrets singing?!


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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Got the ps3 version today, put it in the ps3 and then what happens- error 80710A06 - An error occurred during the install operation (error when downloading game from PSN - network error occured). Funny thing is, haven't downloaded anything on it in ages.


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Friend who I'm sharing a steam account with got it and is now hogging it. Hngggg hurry up dammit.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
At the end during the turret choir there's a shadow moving amongst the turrets that is speculahd to be the Ratman

Go watch it again, it's sort of near the back of the first level of turrets.


No, see how it is lumbering along and very very short? it is definitely a Turretcube

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its definitely a Wheatley Cube
i saw it when i finished it for the first time and i thought it was one

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I'm up to Chapter 8: The Itch now, it's really good, i especially like the cube turret things haha. Right now i'm up to the level were Wheatly has merged a few all together.

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